i'm going to get linched for this but ; why is it a women can guild a man into a half inch hole in the dark but can't park a car in broad daylight                                                                                                                                                                              

I agree with you on this one, you are in line for a lynching.                                                                                                                                                                             

I have to admit that I have yet to guild a man anywhere, now if you are talking about guiding a man in....................................Oh, and I can not  only park a car, but also a pickup.......and a telehandler even when loaded with hay bales!  *Trundles off to find a rope*                                                                                                                                                                              

haha.. nice one Dragon   And not only can I park a car in broad daylight, but I can spell too!!    Over to you, boys!!                                                                                                                                                                               

Mmmm.....isnt ' guild ' a farmers term or summat? Haven't done much of that.             *gets in car to help Dragon with that rope*                                                                                                                                                                             

Eee by gum, Kaz, u cant beet a gud spella!                                                                                                                                                                              

Eeeh  lad,  thas reet tha knos, si thee                                                                                                                                                                              

can i watch the lynching an do you girl's geld him b4 or after e's cut down!?                                                                                                                                                                             

Certainy you can watch...........after all, must set an example! As to the gelding..........I was unaware that there was any gelding planned but I do think that if he was guilded as he previously suggested, it would be better to do it after the lynching, as he would then look a bit like an Oscar statue!                                                                                                                                                                              

                                                                                                                                                                             

And whilst I'm on the subject, we all know that men generally have better spacial awareness, (after all they have to find the often rather small object, for insertion into the hole, in the dark), however I've yet to see one who can park the car whilst simultaneously controlling the children, applying make-up and deciding what to cook for dinner!                                                                                                                                                                              

Yeah thats true but thats women's jobs yer shoppin, cleanin, ironin, cookin, face slap, kids, so you should be able to park better in yer Tesco carpark!!!!                                                                                                                                                                             

Don't forget opening the door onto the oncoming traffic to get the kids out the car.                                                                                                                                                                             

  i'm going to get linched for this but ; why is it a women can guild a man into a half inch hole in the dark but can't park a car in broad daylight   Which 'half inch hole' would that be? *halo smiley*   and if he needs 'guiding' gawd help the woman                                                                                                                                                                                 

lol kwak my thoughts exactly                                                                                                                                                                              

one up the bum no harm done!! i loved the office[or is that orifice!]finchy[the salesman] being my favourite character *think's, could be banned for this but wtf!i'm past carin!*                                                                                                                                                                               

Good one Kwak                                                                                                                                                                              

so you should be able to park better in yer Tesco carpark!!!!

What is it that possesses people to back into a space in said car park? You see them trundling back with their trolley, packed with enough grub to feed an army for a month... then light dawns that they might *actually* have to walk the length of their motor, carrying the shopping bag by bag, so they trundle it between the parked cars *bash* *scrape*

Ye gads. Is it SO tough to reverse OUT of a space?

And this is by no means an activity reserved for eejit women - idiocy is indiscriminate!
                                                                                                                                                                             

Too true WB, I think they must be tryin to impress other shopper/drivers with their reversing skills    I go shopping on me bike so dont av that problem   Em                                                                                                                                                                               

Couldn't agree more Wannabe, never ceases to amaze me when I see people reversing in!