http://www.bikermatch.co.uk/sites/bm/events/event_photos_old.asp?event_id=390

Question: Does a pic of a lady's bottom (hands cuffed behind her back) on the side of a scooter qualify as an "adult" pic?

I don't want to get myself banned from the site - you lot would have nobody to point and laugh at!
                                                                                                                                                                             

Can't decide which was my favourite scoot of the weekend... it's either the one I've not yet put photos up of cos I'm a girlie coward: "Dressed to Kill"... or the Northern Soul (Wigan Casino) themed one with the extended forks... or maybe the raleigh chopper with the weeny engine in it 

I'm sure Pob will be along at some point to declare what the weeny engine was... I've forgotten... Honda... summat or other...
                                                                                                                                                                             

*looks in vain for the 'bottom' pic*    No wonder the chopper guy is on tiptoe!                                                                                                                                                                             

I can't post piccies of ladies with bare nekkid bottoms if it's going to earn me a ban XK - I'm paid up til June! Or maybe even July, I forget now                                                                                                                                                                               

Tease!                                                                                                                                                                              

Glad I looked now  nice pics WB  some great artwork. Not sure about the barbed wire though! Dont mind scooters, as I've said before, but it was worth checkin out just to see the lovely "cammy" Velo   Is that a KSS or KTS  (dont look like a KTT?)                                                                                                                                                                             

I'm sure we'll have a Matt/mod ruling on it, then I shall hold you in suspenders no longer XK 

Indeed a Mod ruling would be most appropriate, given that it's a scooter pic
                                                                                                                                                                             

That Velo was beautifully restored - lovely bike - thought I'd better include at least 1 *real* bike, to keep the anti-scooter brigade happy 

Now you're talking letters at me Em... I don't *do* letters... I do "oooh shiny!" and "ooh purdy colours!" and "Wow! Cool touch - barbed wire!"
                                                                                                                                                                             

Nice pics Lou   I saw a load of scoots parked up near Doncaster Sunday morning, wonder if they were heading down there...   Also saw a large convoy or cruiser types.. around the same area..    were any of you BM guys n dolls in amongst that lot?   Yeh Em the Velo is lovely, nice to see the oldies.. u can see why they made those front number  plates illegal, eh?     I usedta have a chopper just like that, to do my paper round on...ahhhhhh * atcually it werent just like that.. dint have an engine.. bugga, *   lol                                                                                                                                                                                 

The letters weren't for your consumption WB   I thought there might be at least one more Velo fellow  on here that I could trade tech stuff with  but I suppose I'm just a sad old git who longs for yesteryear I suspected you'd feel that way about barbed wire                                                                                                                                                                              

Hey! Great name for a band Em!

The Velo Fellows I can see it now - yer name in lights!

                                                                                                                                                                             

Hmmm... I've had another look at me pics and find that the bare nekkid lady isn't bare nekkid at all... she's wearing a thong... possibly still a bit wude though 

Kaz: I went home crying my eyes out when I was about 5, cos the little boy across the street had told me he was going to get a Chopper for Xmas... I had no comprehension of what a "Chopper" was, other than from the song/game "Oranges and Lemons"...

My 5 year old brain figured that he was getting an axe for Xmas so he could chop off my head
                                                                                                                                                                             

The Honda Express engined Chopper was cool.   Dunno if the bum pic will get you banned but it raised my............ ............................... ............... ............ ....... .... .     spirits        tee hee     Will scoot over and look at your pics (see what I did there?) mine are currently over on 'a social networking site'                                                                                                                                                                                

Aha! Honda Express! See - I knew you'd know 

I do see what you did there - VERY amusing Pob! A sort of pun, or a play on words, if you will. Genius.

Considering the effect the lady's bottom had on your "spirits", perhaps discretion is the better part of valour and it will thus remain un-posted
                                                                                                                                                                             

POST & BE DAMMED WOMAN!!!!.....................Pleeeeeeeasewe can explain to Matt that your mental health has suffered yet another setback(He,ll believe it-just has to see your new pic!)                                                                                                                                                                              

Excellent pics, WB!!!   In the first picture, righthand side.... that couldn't possibly be THE Jimmy could it???  (Quadrophenia)   *still thinking about a lady's bottom being un-posted...*                                                                                                                                                                             

That's why I left him in the shot TC - definitely a touch of the Jimmy about him I thought 

Impressive reasoning there Red!
                                                                                                                                                                             

Come on WB, as Newkid I say get em nekked pictures out, only one letter diff!                                                                                                                                                                              

I fear that after all this build-up, it'd come as a crushing disappointment... it's only a bottie, after all...

Probably best just to leave it to your imagination now
                                                                                                                                                                             

I think it might be a KTS. That's only cos that was supposed to be the touring model and there seems to be some sort of luggage at the rear.   Talking of rears, I have inspected the restrained lady's bottom very closely  on another site that shall remain nameless. Have these scooterists no shame?   *comes over all peculiar and goes for a lie down*