A woman was helping her husband set up his new computer, and at the appropriate time in the process, told him he would now need to enter a password. Something he would use to log-on. Her husband was in a rather devilish mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in: P.. E... N... I... S... His wife fell out of her chair laughing when the computer replied ***PASSWORD INVALID...........NOT LONG ENOUGH***                                                                                                                                                                               

*chortles*

I thought there's probably no point in clicking on this thread as I'm a complete technoklutz, but when I saw nobody had answered you Batty, I figured I'd try to help!

Serves me right for using the "active topics" bit instead of seeing what's in each discussion area... I might've known!
                                                                                                                                                                             

same with me WB.. I thought this was gonna be a techy-phobe post... but was pleasantly surprised!   nice one shooter!                                                                                                                                                                             

Kaz, are you saying you were pleasantly surprised by Shooter's penis?                                                                                                                                                                              

actually the the typing of the word *penis* was quite surprising, yes, XK                                                                                                                                                                                 

Well dodged that lass