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8 Posts | Latest reply on 27/03/2009 19:14:31 by Matt | Go to original / last post

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Catey67

In: north Notts
Posts: 150

If you think your life is bad, how would you like to be an egg....?

You only get laid once....
You only get eaten once...
It takes 4 minutes to get hard and only 2 minutes to get soft....

You have to share your box with at least 5 other guys....

After 3 minutes in the hot tub you get your head smashed in...and then you get a good poking by a load of soldiers....

But worst of all....the only chick that ever sat on your face....was your mother....!

So cheer up...your life aint that bad.... Smile

(apologies if this gets me sent to the naughty corner...but it made me laugh....lol...)

Message posted by Catey67 on 27 March 2009 at 12:57

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Catey67 @ 27/03/2009 12:57:03

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Two of those wouldn't be that bad Catey

Message posted by Deleted Member on 27 March 2009 at 13:13

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chunkichick

In: Cowling
Posts: 494

being poked by soldiers n hot tub with 5 guys....yes please

Message posted by chunkichick on 27 March 2009 at 13:48

chunkichick @ 27/03/2009 13:48:17

Karey

In: Barnsley
Posts: 6971

lmao !! good one Catey

Message posted by Karey on 27 March 2009 at 13:51

Karey @ 27/03/2009 13:51:44

Catey67

In: north Notts
Posts: 150

Hee hee...yeah perhaps should add the word 'guys' in the title....? For us girlies it sounds like a fun time....lol... Wink

Message posted by Catey67 on 27 March 2009 at 15:09

Catey67 @ 27/03/2009 15:09:24

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17952

At least an egg is getting laid!

Message posted by Sandi on 27 March 2009 at 16:01

Sandi @ 27/03/2009 16:01:43

micksaway

In: Weymouth
Posts: 1030

At least getting your head smashed in will bring you out of your shell Ok I'll go be quiet again

Message posted by micksaway on 27 March 2009 at 19:10

micksaway @ 27/03/2009 19:10:09

Matt

In: Veldhoven
Posts: 8054

lol mick! brilliant

Message posted by Matt on 27 March 2009 at 19:14 Matt @ 27/03/2009 19:14:31

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