A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock move.''Oh', said the man. 'Whose clock is that?''That's Mother Teresa's', replied St. Peter. 'The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.''Incredible', said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.''Where's Gordon Brown's clock?' asked the man.Brown's clock is in Jesus's office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.'                                                                                                                                                                                 

And on 'fast' speed at that!                                                                                                                                                                             

Ah, good. I'm not the only one here who thinks our PM is economical with the truth!!                                                                                                                                                                             

lmao Karey                                                                                                                                                                             

more money is spent each year on viagra & boob jobs than alzeimers ! by 2040 the elderly will have perky tits, stiff c**ks and no idea why                                                                                                                                                                             

By 2040 the elderly will be dead - might have a job nailing the coffin lid down, tho.                                                                                                                                                                              

Our PM telling lies what ever next                                                                                                                                                                              

GORDON BROWN IS MY SHEPHERD, I SHALL NOT WORK.HE LEADETH ME BESIDE THE STILL FACTORIES.HE RESTORETH MY FAITH IN THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY.HE GUIDETH ME IN THE PATH OF UNEMPLOYMENT.YEA, THOUGH I WAIT FOR MY DOLE,I OWN THE BANK THAT REFUSES ME.BROWN HAS ANNOINTED MY INCOME WITH TAXES,MY EXPENSES RUNNETH OVER MY INCOME,SURELY, POVERTY AND HARD LIVING WILL FOLLOW ME ALL THE DAYS OF HISTERM.FROM HENCE FORTH WE WILL LIVE ALL THE DAYSOF OUR LIVES IN A RENTED HOME WITH AN OVERSEAS LANDLORD.I AM GLAD I AM BRITISH,I AM GLAD I AM FREE.BUT I WISH I WERE A DOGAND BROWN WAS A TREE.                                                                                                                                                                             

 Well said Scary