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18 Posts | Latest reply on 26/11/2006 18:14:31 by rubecula | Go to original / last post

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rubecula

In: Holyhead
Posts: 3991

An 80yr old couple were seen bonking furiously up against a fence. For 40 minutes they bonked like bastards. Arms and legs going everywhere until they fell to the floor. "Christ" she said "you didnt bonk me like that 50 years ago!" To which the old man replied "50 years ago that fence wasnt fecking electric"_________________

Message posted by rubecula on 24 November 2006 at 07:27

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mistybabe1

In: wakefield
Posts: 18

Message posted by mistybabe1 on 24 November 2006 at 07:28

mistybabe1 @ 24/11/2006 07:28:22

rubecula

In: Holyhead
Posts: 3991

Glad you liked it too..... I am sure someone will tell me my sense of humour is warped. Shut up RC!!!! You too Storm!!!!! And Di don't say a word.

Message posted by rubecula on 24 November 2006 at 07:31

rubecula @ 24/11/2006 07:31:30

storm

In: derbyshire
Posts: 2326

ARE YOU SURE YOUR NOT RECALLING ONE OF YOUR OWN EXPERIENCES RUBE ???????????????

IM SURE I SAW THAT ARTICLE AND THE COUPLE WHERE FROM WALES BUT ORIGIONALLY FROM LIVERPOOL !!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Message posted by storm on 24 November 2006 at 10:11

storm @ 24/11/2006 10:11:29

In: Wellingborough
Posts: 4452

Me! Say anything! Never!! Quiet as a little tiny diddy mouse, that's me.....................

Message posted by Di on 24 November 2006 at 13:47

Di @ 24/11/2006 13:47:56

rubecula

In: Holyhead
Posts: 3991

I knew it.......... Storm and Di having a go...... now where is RC? Bet she is creeping up un noticed to get me by surprise.

Message posted by rubecula on 24 November 2006 at 20:18

rubecula @ 24/11/2006 20:18:31

crafty gwen

In: Derby
Posts: 409

RC might not be here yet BUT I Am pmsl nice to read a true tale Rube pmsl .

Message posted by crafty gwen on 25 November 2006 at 05:33

crafty gwen @ 25/11/2006 05:33:57

Blackwingbandit120

In: Rotherham
Posts: 372

Rube your sense of humour is not warpped it's just on a different wave length to most people,but the good thing is mine is also warpped so don't feel bad.ARRR pointy thing sorry mate got to go WEEEEEEEEEEE

Message posted by Blackwingbandit120 on 25 November 2006 at 06:56

Blackwingbandit120 @ 25/11/2006 06:56:39

rubecula

In: Holyhead
Posts: 3991

OMG dunno which is worse............. women having a go .... or BWB supporting me. Now if I am in time I can just catch the next bus.......... got a nice bit of road to throw myself under it.

Message posted by rubecula on 25 November 2006 at 07:09

rubecula @ 25/11/2006 07:09:29

storm

In: derbyshire
Posts: 2326

hope you pick a piece with no pot holes on it cos skin is harder to clean when its been plastered into a hole !!!!!! and try an miss the grates cos it will take weeks for thee bruising to go an you will be left with lines across ya butt

Message posted by storm on 25 November 2006 at 17:22

storm @ 25/11/2006 17:22:43

rubecula

In: Holyhead
Posts: 3991

Wonderful piece of sympathy there from Storm...... she loves me really you know.....................

(Bet she can't wait to get her hands round my throat in fact)

Message posted by rubecula on 25 November 2006 at 19:09

rubecula @ 25/11/2006 19:09:13

storm

In: derbyshire
Posts: 2326

nope am looking forward to that rube !!!!!

Message posted by storm on 26 November 2006 at 14:43

storm @ 26/11/2006 14:43:10

rubecula

In: Holyhead
Posts: 3991

See.......... and people think she is just a mild gentle soul....... when in reality she is really Lex Luther in a wig.

Message posted by rubecula on 26 November 2006 at 15:41

rubecula @ 26/11/2006 15:41:48

In: Wellingborough
Posts: 4452

Think the BIG mistake might have been calling her Lex Luther hun................................

Message posted by Di on 26 November 2006 at 16:02

Di @ 26/11/2006 16:02:21

storm

In: derbyshire
Posts: 2326

lois lane (might have splet that wrong!!! first not second bit) might have won you a few brownie points rube but lex luther you pushin ya luck matey !!!

Message posted by storm on 26 November 2006 at 16:48

storm @ 26/11/2006 16:48:04

storm

In: derbyshire
Posts: 2326

shit put splelling wrong and splet spelt wrong !!!!

Message posted by storm on 26 November 2006 at 16:48

storm @ 26/11/2006 16:48:50

storm

In: derbyshire
Posts: 2326

shit am givin up on this one !!!!! bloody dislexia !!!!

Message posted by storm on 26 November 2006 at 16:49

storm @ 26/11/2006 16:49:26

rubecula

In: Holyhead
Posts: 3991

dyslexia????

Learn to type with both hands hon.... rofl bet you would give your right arm to be ambidexterous

Message posted by rubecula on 26 November 2006 at 18:14

rubecula @ 26/11/2006 18:14:31

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