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A young chap strolled into his living room one afternoon with a chair under each arm and a settee on his back.Shocked,his father asked,'Where in the hell did you get that?!' . 'Off an old man down the park,' replied the boy.Immediately,his father jumped up and wallopped him.'What was that for?',screamed the boy in pain.'For heaven's sake!' shouted his father,'What did I tell you about taking suites from strangers?!!'.