>> *Well Then, Consider These . **. .**>> *>> *In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same >> bed,>> on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am, regardless of their medical >> condition.>> This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with>> the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths>> occurred around 11:00 AM Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was>> assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday>> morning, a few minutes before 11:00 AM all of the doctors and nurses>> nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible>> phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books,>> and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock>> struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the >> ward>> and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.*>>>> *MUST BE AN EMPLOYEE OF COMPASS, SODEXHO, OR ONE OF THOSE OTHER >> PRIVATEERS!*>>>> *>> Still Having a Bad Day????*>>>> *The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil >> spill>> in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most >> expensively>> saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and>> applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate>> them both.*>> *>> Still think you are having a Bad Day????*>>>> *A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically,>> almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist>> towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly>> current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in >> two>> places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.*>> *>> Are Ya OK Now? - No?*>>>> *Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs >> to>> a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany . Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke>> loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two >> helpless>> protesters were trampled to death.*>> *>> **What?? STILL having a Bad Day????*>>>> Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb.>> It came back with 'Return to Sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it was the>> bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits. God is Good!>> *>> There now, Feeling Better                                                                                                                                                                             

yes!                                                                                                                                                                             

Good                                                                                                                                                                                

luvin that Yorkney!..........                                                                                                                                                                             

hehe thanks Arfaminute                                                                                                                                                                              

10/10                                                                                                                                                                              

cheers HG