Some new words for you

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Here is the Washington Post's Mensa Invitational which once again asked
readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding,
subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

Here are the winners:

1.  Cashtration (n.):  The act of buying a house, which renders the
subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
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2. Ignoranus:  A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
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3. Intaxicaton:  Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which last until
you realize it was your money to start with.
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4. Reintarnation:  Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
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5. Bozone (n):  The substance surrounding stupid people tha stops
bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows
little sign of breaking down in the near future.
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6. Foreploy:  Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
getting laid.
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7. Giraffiti:  Vandalism spray-painted very, very high
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8. Sarchasm:  The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
person who doesn't get it.
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9. Inoculatte:  To take coffee intravenously when you are running
late.
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10. Osteopornosis:  A degenerate disease.  (This one got extra
credit.)
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11. Karmageddon:  It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's
like, a serious bummer.
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12. Decafalon (n):  The gruelling event of getting through the day
consuming only things that are good for you.
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13. Glibido:  All talk and no action.
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14. Dopeler Effect:  The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
they come at you rapidly.
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15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
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16. Beelzebug (n):  Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into
your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
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17. Caterpallor (n):  The color you turn after finding half a worm in
the fruit you're eating.
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ExcellentLOL I like no.11 the best.                                                                                                                                                                             
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love no 11 to...its like Neil from The Young Ones is in ya head saying it hehehe                                                                                                                                                                             
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LOL Boomshanka!
                                                                                                                                                                             
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LOL
                                                                                                                                                                             
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Hi Lou,

that's great, brightened up my otherwise dreary day, I don't buy into the idea that we can see the colour of peoples aura, but I think I can already spot a bozone layer on someone in no time at all.

 
                                                                                                                                                                             
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ace!Approve...........made a serious attempt at number 15 just this morning!lol.........................
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For God's sake woman go back to work. LOL                                                                                                                                                                             
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I can barely get a word in edgeways round these chatty parts, Ricdude - I'll be glad to get back to work for a little peace & quiet  Wink

                                                                                                                                                                             
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Bloody hell!!!! Wannabe out-talked!!

Maybe the Pope isn't a Catholic after all.
                                                                                                                                                                             
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Excellent.....nice one WBLOL                                                                                                                                                                             
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Bloody hell!!!! Wannabe out-talked!!

Now, now Wills...You're taking off on a flight of fancy there methinks! LOL
                                                                                                                                                                             
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No 9....intravenous coffee   *cue Homer style Mmmmmmmmmmm!*                                                                                                                                                                             
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lol @ Ricdude!...........you love her really:o)...............   Footie on telly on saturday geez, so i wont disturb you!;o).hehe!                                                                                                                                                                             
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Arachnoleptic fit!!... Oh I've had many of those, it's the legs you see.... there's too many of em ......errrrrmErmm the spiders i mean, not mine, i've still just got the two  ( looks down to check ), yes, two is all it takes to get around surely... I mean 8!!!! really... that's overkill...it's so not necessary!,and so stressful to look at!
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Football on the telly Arf? I'd rather stick knifes in the side of my head that watch that crap. But you know that anyway.                                                                                                                                                                             
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hehe!.know it well geez:o)....................sure you aint really a closet fan?!........sat there with yer fav teams scarf round yer neck!........jumpin up n down n shouting for joy when they score!lolEvil Smile..............
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And a variation   Remove the first letter of a word and redefine it   Amished: Hungering for a simpler way of life.Assover: Any holiday dinner attended by an unwanted relative.Egotiation: An I for an I.Etard: A person who always clicks "Reply to All" on an e-mail only needed by the original sender.Iarrhea: Running on about oneself.Ickpocket: A place to put used Kleenex.Ompadre: A Buddhist priest.Ouch-and-go: A house call by a dominatrix.Pectacular: Endowed with an unbelievable chest.Rankfurter: A hot dog from a rally van.Riminal: A man who doesn't clean up his toilet dribble.Carification - ritual designs cut into the landscape by automobiles and roads ( One for TC)Lutocracy - rule or power of the music or the musicalEmoval - dumping unwanted files onto the internet rather than into the trash binlessed - what one is when the Holy Spirit has taken away gracelement - to grieve the loss of something fundamentalerpes  - sexually transmitted dypepsiaecaffeinated - getting a buzz from being online                                                                                                                                                                               
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And More   Updated definitions of words   Abdicate   (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent (alt usage) absence of Viagra Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp. Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash. Bustard  (n.), a very rude bus driver. Coffee     (n.), a person who is coughed upon. Flatulence (n.), the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline popular on this forum Testicle       (n.), a humorous question on an exam. Rectitude    (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you. Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.                                                                                                                                                                               
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