Little Johnny went to his father and said, 'Dad, the teacher gave us
an assignment to determine the difference between 'potentially' and
'realistically', Can you help me?'.

The father thought for a moment, then said, 'Go ask your mother if she
would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister
if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask
your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, then
come back and tell me what you learn from that.'

So little Johnny went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with
Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

'Of course I would! we could really use that money to fix up the house
and send you kids to a great University!'

Next he asked his sister, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a
million dollars?'
'Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat,
are you nuts?'

Then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars?'
'Of course,' he said, 'Do you know what a million bucks would
buy?'

Little Johnny pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad.
'Well', his father said, 'Did you find out the difference?'.

Little Johnny replied, 'Yes....... 'potentially', you and I are
sitting on three million dollars.............. but 'realistically',
........ we're living with two slags and a poofter.'

                                                                                                                                                                             

  Good One !                                                                                                                                                                             

Loving that one!!                                                                                                                                                                              

hehehe love it WB