This must be my favourite time of Year, I just found out that the 2008 Darwin Awards have been announced.  If you haven't heard of them, then check them out on http://www.darwinawards.com/   The following has to be one of my favourites, found in the Urban Legends section.....   At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic Science, AAFS, President Dr. Don Harper Mills astounded his audience with the legal complications of a bizarre death. Here is the story: On March 23,1994 the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus and concluded that he died from a shotgun wound to the head. Mr. Opus had jumped from the top of a ten story building intending to commit suicide. He left a note to that effect, indicating his despondency. As he fell past the ninth floor his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast passing through a window which killed him instantly. Neither the shooter nor the descender was aware that a safety net had been installed just below at the eighth floor level to protect some building workers and that Ronald Opus would not have been able to complete his suicide the way he had planned. "Ordinarily," Dr. Mills continued, "a person who sets out to commit suicide and ultimately succeeds, even though the mechanism might not be what he intended, is still defined as committing suicide." That Mr. Opus was shot on the way to certain death, but probably would not have been successful because of the safety net, caused the medical examiner to feel that he had a homicide on his hands. The room on the ninth floor, whence the shotgun blast emanated, was occupied by an elderly man and his wife. They were arguing vigorously and he was threatening her with a shotgun. The man was so upset that when he pulled the trigger he completely missed his wife and the pellets went through the window, striking Mr. Opus. When one intends to kill subject A but kills subject B in the attempt, one is guilty of the murder of subject B. When confronted with the murder charge the old man and his wife were both adamant. They both said they thought the shotgun was unloaded. Thed old man said it was his long-standing habit to threaten his wife with the unloaded shotgun. He had no intention to murder her. Therefore the killing of Mr. Opus appeared to be an accident; that is, the gun had been accidentally loaded. The continuing investigation turned up a witness who saw the old couple's son loading the shotgun about six weeks prior to the fatal accident. It transpired that the old lady had cut off her son's financial support and the son, knowing the propensity of his father to use the shotgun threateningly, loaded the gun with the expectation that his father would shoot his mother. The case now becomes one of murder on the part of the son for the death of Ronald Opus. Now comes the exquisite twist. Further investigation revealed that the son was, in fact, Ronald Opus. He had become increasingly despondent over the failure of his attempt to engineer his mother's murder. This led him to jump off the ten story building on March 23rd, only to be killed by a shotgun blast passing through the ninth story window. The son had actually murdered himself so the medical examiner closed the case as a suicide. Enjoy the others on the website                                                                                                                                                                              

LMFAO Blueboy!......nice one for posting that one geez.......................flippin eck!..go figure!:O)..............

The twists and turns in this have just about done me head in. Not as much as the late Mr Opus's head though.                                                                                                                                                                             

Sadly the Urban Legends section is fictional, however many of the real ones are nearly as stupid.    Think of it as evolution in action.....                                                                                                                                                                             

 True or False, still makes for good reading!   well done                                                                                                                                                                              

Not as good as "Randy teenage Nuns on the rampage!"                                                                                                                                                                             

gettin worried bout ghosty!!fink a trip to the local massage parlour is needed mate!!i'll come with yu!     the darwin awards are great! i like the drunken skiers who removed foam protection from fencing at the bottom of a slope an used it to sled on only to be killed when hitting said fencingl!! brilliant!!

gettin worried bout ghosty!!fink a trip to the local massage parlour is needed mate!!i'll come with yu!     the darwin awards are great! i like the drunken skiers who removed foam protection from fencing at the bottom of a slope an used it to sled on only to be killed when hitting said fencingl!! brilliant!!