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Karey
In: Barnsley
Posts: 6971
A chicken farmer went to a local bar... sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says - "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne too!" "What a "coincidence" - the farmer says, "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating. " "This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating! " -says the woman. "What a "coincidence" - says the farmer as they clinked glasses he asks -"What are you celebrating? " "My husband and I have been trying to have a child for a long time and today my gynaecologist told me that I'm pregnant!" "What a coincidence" - says the man... "I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs.." "That's great!" - says the woman. "How did your chickens become fertile?" "I used a different cock" - he replied. The woman smiled and said -"What a coincidence..."
TeeCee
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Matt
In: Veldhoven
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Karey
In: Barnsley
Posts: 6971
oooh 3 fellas lost for words!! (almost) ...now there's a first
Matt
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Triumph_Sy
In: Newtown
Posts: 904
LMFAO! 
another cracker Yorkney!................
another cracker Yorkney!................
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on 07 January 2009
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Karey
In: Barnsley
Posts: 6971
lol @ Matt !!!
i thank you Arfapint 
sumodwarf
In: billericay
Posts: 547
pml
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Joke for Saturday - MURPHYS LAW:If anything can go wrong,it will. MURPHYS LAW ADDITION:If anything that could go wrong doesnt go wrong,it would have been ultimately better for it to have gone wrong 
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Herne
In: Dewsbury
Posts: 377
Brilliant Kaz lol best for ages
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