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prof

In: Bradford
Posts: 601

Sometimes I think I'd like to be the last man on earth. Then I would know if all those girls were really telling the truth.

Message posted by prof on 29 December 2008 at 13:17

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Jansky1960

In: Grantham
Posts: 97

Probably, if they have a rabbit lol Evil Smile

Message posted by Jansky1960 on 29 December 2008 at 13:31

Jansky1960 @ 29/12/2008 13:31:09

prof

In: Bradford
Posts: 601

So I would need to be last man on earth and control all the batteries then?

Message posted by prof on 29 December 2008 at 13:35

prof @ 29/12/2008 13:35:56

Jansky1960

In: Grantham
Posts: 97

MMmmmmmmmmmmmmm sounds about right lol, but then you would become an instant millionaire. So therefore you would be in great demand with all the ladies -- LOL

Message posted by Jansky1960 on 29 December 2008 at 13:48

Jansky1960 @ 29/12/2008 13:48:10

prof

In: Bradford
Posts: 601

Sounds like a plan, I always thought that the kind, considerate, caring thoughtful man bit wasn't really what women want as I are one and single again to boot. Now my plan for world domination is to be a rich b**tard with all the batteries. (cue Dr Evil Laugh)

Message posted by prof on 29 December 2008 at 15:36

prof @ 29/12/2008 15:36:05

TeeCee

In: Blair Atholl
Posts: 2888

Have a certificate from an ex saying that I am officially better than a rabbit.... ... it doesn't say at what, though!

Message posted by TeeCee on 29 December 2008 at 16:26

TeeCee @ 29/12/2008 16:26:49

prof

In: Bradford
Posts: 601

A touch of carrot envy there perhaps?

Message posted by prof on 29 December 2008 at 18:23

prof @ 29/12/2008 18:23:02

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17946

PML

Message posted by Sandi on 30 December 2008 at 00:11

Sandi @ 30/12/2008 00:11:21

Wannabe

In: Dartford
Posts: 4922

Having witnessed you munching a carrot whilst declaring "What's up, Doc?" I concur with your ex-g/f's certification TC

Message posted by Wannabe on 30 December 2008 at 11:54

Wannabe @ 30/12/2008 11:54:39

tangoman60

In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862

THE TRUTH !!YU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH NONE OF YU!WHY AM I SHOUTIN?the truth is this .............. nah you couldnt handle it!

Message posted by tangoman60 on 30 December 2008 at 12:38

tangoman60 @ 30/12/2008 12:38:18

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Tell us TM,we're waiting with baited breath. Be quick though cos we're getting bored.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 30 December 2008 at 12:39

Deleted Member @ 30/12/2008 12:39:58

TeeCee

In: Blair Atholl
Posts: 2888

Ah, WB.. the carrot thing.... Yep, that makes sense... cos I'm crap in bed! (I keep falling out) *ponders* could TM really be Jack Nicholson??

Message posted by TeeCee on 30 December 2008 at 17:29

TeeCee @ 30/12/2008 17:29:55

Oggy

In: Ely. Cambs
Posts: 2172

Crap in bed TC Ermm

Wouldn't it be better to get up & go to the karsey?
LOL

Message posted by Oggy on 01 January 2009 at 13:01

Oggy @ 01/01/2009 13:01:17

prof

In: Bradford
Posts: 601

TC if you keep falling out of bed why not ask her to tighten the ropes a bit more?

Message posted by prof on 01 January 2009 at 14:49

prof @ 01/01/2009 14:49:37

Holmfirthgirl

In: Larkfield
Posts: 3156

Prof - TC keeps whinging that the ropes chaff his skin if they're too tight....might try Silk next time!

Message posted by Holmfirthgirl on 01 January 2009 at 14:55

Holmfirthgirl @ 01/01/2009 14:55:14

prof

In: Bradford
Posts: 601

Silly, tie the ropes to the fur lined handcuffs next time

Message posted by prof on 01 January 2009 at 16:49

prof @ 01/01/2009 16:49:06

TeeCee

In: Blair Atholl
Posts: 2888

Ooh look at oggy with all his airs and graces - I bet he gets out of the bath to pee too!!

I'll let you know prof and Hfg, that there has not been a restraint made yet that could keep me down.... (but thanks for the reminder... I need to 'feed' the leather on my cuffs and collars just in case I need to 'treat' someone this year.... *cough*) Moving on...

Message posted by TeeCee on 01 January 2009 at 16:51

TeeCee @ 01/01/2009 16:51:51

Oggy

In: Ely. Cambs
Posts: 2172

Nah,I just stand up & piss in the sink Big smile

Message posted by Oggy on 02 January 2009 at 05:44

Oggy @ 02/01/2009 05:44:27

prof

In: Bradford
Posts: 601

HFG - I think we have been challenged !!

Message posted by prof on 02 January 2009 at 09:26

prof @ 02/01/2009 09:26:47

geoffb2005

In: Leeds
Posts: 2593

Oh dear ....... I am suddenly quite worried!! Please, please don't risk daring TC ........

Message posted by geoffb2005 on 02 January 2009 at 10:30

geoffb2005 @ 02/01/2009 10:30:41

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