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17 Posts | Latest reply on 10/12/2008 18:39:23 by pony123 | Go to original / last post

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Karey

In: Barnsley
Posts: 6971

If all men were like mobile phones, you could .... choose the package that appeals to you most pick the size and features you really want cancel them immediately when someone steals them from you upgrade to a newer model after 12/18 months accessorize and they wouldn't complain set them to vibrate at all times! put them on silent mode when they do your fooking head in !

Message posted by Karey on 09 December 2008 at 10:12

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Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

best feature is switching them off!!!

Message posted by Deleted Member on 09 December 2008 at 10:16

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Matt

In: Veldhoven
Posts: 8054

haha u gotta be joking. You really think it's the men than need the off-switch?

Message posted by Matt on 09 December 2008 at 10:48 Matt @ 09/12/2008 10:48:20

Deleted Member

In: NA
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oooooo matron!!!

Message posted by Deleted Member on 09 December 2008 at 12:18

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geoffb2005

In: Leeds
Posts: 2593

Ahh yes, but if women were like mobile phones ... It would mean that each morning in order to turn her on, all you'd have to do is reach over and press a button! Not that I'd do that of course, I think far too much of ladies to do that ... especially my lovely lady ...... hun? ...... hun?

Message posted by geoffb2005 on 09 December 2008 at 13:08

geoffb2005 @ 09/12/2008 13:08:14

In: Weston Super Mar
Posts: 242

Geoff... Women are not like mobile phones.... They're like light switches... They switch on.. They switch off..

Message posted by SP on 09 December 2008 at 14:14

SP @ 09/12/2008 14:14:30

pony123

In: Weston super Mar
Posts: 95

You might regret saying that sp. The next time you switch me, the switch can go off just as easily .

Message posted by pony123 on 09 December 2008 at 18:03

pony123 @ 09/12/2008 18:03:35

In: Weston Super Mar
Posts: 242

Sorry Pony,, Looks like more flowers for you then????

Message posted by SP on 09 December 2008 at 18:05

SP @ 09/12/2008 18:05:08

pony123

In: Weston super Mar
Posts: 95

Are you trying to switch me on again. oh ok .........flowers and chocolates, you know diamonds and pearls are a girls best friend also

Message posted by pony123 on 09 December 2008 at 18:07

pony123 @ 09/12/2008 18:07:58

In: Weston Super Mar
Posts: 242

Diamonds as in rings

Message posted by SP on 09 December 2008 at 18:10

SP @ 09/12/2008 18:10:14

pony123

In: Weston super Mar
Posts: 95

No i fancy pearls !!

Message posted by pony123 on 09 December 2008 at 18:11

pony123 @ 09/12/2008 18:11:34

In: Weston Super Mar
Posts: 242

White or Black ??

Message posted by SP on 09 December 2008 at 18:12

SP @ 09/12/2008 18:12:53

Triumph_Sy

In: Newtown
Posts: 904

White n black bollox Pony, me dear that'll soon remind him you can't buy love, but you sure as hell can feel it;o)

Message posted by Triumph_Sy on 09 December 2008 at 21:32

Triumph_Sy @ 09/12/2008 21:32:23

In: Weston Super Mar
Posts: 242

Don't give her any ideas Arf.. Pleeeeeeeese

Message posted by SP on 09 December 2008 at 22:17

SP @ 09/12/2008 22:17:01

Triumph_Sy

In: Newtown
Posts: 904

HEHE!....Sure Pony has plenty of her own ideas SP, without me reminding her of any more

Message posted by Triumph_Sy on 09 December 2008 at 22:26

Triumph_Sy @ 09/12/2008 22:26:02

pony123

In: Weston super Mar
Posts: 95

Oh yes arfurB , i will never run out of idea's. Thanks for looking out for me.

Message posted by pony123 on 10 December 2008 at 18:39

pony123 @ 10/12/2008 18:39:23

pony123

In: Weston super Mar
Posts: 95

Oh yes arfurB , i will never run out of idea's. Thanks for looking out for me.

Message posted by pony123 on 10 December 2008 at 18:39

pony123 @ 10/12/2008 18:39:23

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