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Oggy

In: Ely. Cambs
Posts: 2121

A Jewish man walks into Adsa,takes out his circumsied appendage,slaps it on the counter & shouts' Fecking roll that back!'

Message posted by Oggy on 09 December 2008 at 06:46

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Karey

In: Barnsley
Posts: 6971

Message posted by Karey on 09 December 2008 at 06:58

Karey @ 09/12/2008 06:58:53

Matt

In: Veldhoven
Posts: 8053

Oggy! Trust u.

Message posted by Matt on 09 December 2008 at 10:49 Matt @ 09/12/2008 10:49:24

geoffb2005

In: Leeds
Posts: 2593

That is ace!! All of the guys at work have just laughed when I read that out!

Message posted by geoffb2005 on 09 December 2008 at 11:37

geoffb2005 @ 09/12/2008 11:37:38

Wannabe

In: Dartford
Posts: 4922

*ponders whether she should pass this one on to the band... for their gig at the Asda Xmas party Saturday night???*

Message posted by Wannabe on 09 December 2008 at 11:42

Wannabe @ 09/12/2008 11:42:20

geoffb2005

In: Leeds
Posts: 2593

Is it bad that I've just accidentally texted that joke to my Mum instead of my mate Mike .........

Message posted by geoffb2005 on 09 December 2008 at 13:25

geoffb2005 @ 09/12/2008 13:25:34

Wannabe

In: Dartford
Posts: 4922

If it were my Mum, she'd pass it round to all her mates and have a good giggle over it, but then clip me round the ear for good measure next time I turned up

Message posted by Wannabe on 09 December 2008 at 13:26

Wannabe @ 09/12/2008 13:26:55

Karey

In: Barnsley
Posts: 6971

errrrrrr...........yep !

Message posted by Karey on 09 December 2008 at 13:27

Karey @ 09/12/2008 13:27:00

Wannabe

In: Dartford
Posts: 4922

Anyone heard from Geoff since? Oh dearie dearie me....

Message posted by Wannabe on 09 December 2008 at 17:14

Wannabe @ 09/12/2008 17:14:51

Catey67

In: north Notts
Posts: 150

Brilliant....

nice one Oggy....!

Message posted by Catey67 on 09 December 2008 at 17:31

Catey67 @ 09/12/2008 17:31:28

Oggy

In: Ely. Cambs
Posts: 2121

It's a goodun Catey,bit like the Chinese man I met in India with two fingers,rest were shot off by a national serciveman in the 50's.
He's name was FUK YU.
That's an honest to god truth Big smile

Message posted by Oggy on 10 December 2008 at 00:13

Oggy @ 10/12/2008 00:13:20

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