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Wannabe

In: Dartford
Posts: 4922

Rhyming can be fun,
I'm not kidding, "hon",
Tell us about your day,
Or simply say "What the hey?"
And lift a lim from another one ;o)

Message posted by Wannabe on 29 October 2008 at 20:40

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Wannabe @ 29/10/2008 20:40:21

Wannabe

In: Dartford
Posts: 4922

There was a young fellow called Bright,
Who could travel much faster than light,
He set off one day,
In a relative way,
And arrived on the previous night.

Message posted by Wannabe on 29 October 2008 at 20:40

Wannabe @ 29/10/2008 20:40:46

Wills

In: New Brighton
Posts: 3269

Gone a bit hyperactive tonight, haven't yer??

There was a young feller from Ryde
Who fell down a toilet and died
The next day his brother
Fell down another
And now they're interred side by side.

Message posted by Wills on 29 October 2008 at 21:07

Wills @ 29/10/2008 21:07:14

Wannabe

In: Dartford
Posts: 4922

Hyperactivity's over-rated,
But your point as stated,
Is not far from the truth,
Yea, verily, forsooth,
I find myself far from sated.

It's been a strange kind of day,
In the old-fashioned sense of "gay",
I've heard tales from afar,
Including Zanzibar,
From great old mates - all say "hooray!"

;o)

Message posted by Wannabe on 29 October 2008 at 21:15

Wannabe @ 29/10/2008 21:15:43

Triumph_Sy

In: Newtown
Posts: 904

Flippin eck girl, So much posting, me heads in a whirl, Don't get me wrong, i think its brill, Now kindly put down that box of Trill. Yeah i know, shut it on me way out........

Message posted by Triumph_Sy on 29 October 2008 at 21:33

Triumph_Sy @ 29/10/2008 21:33:53

Wannabe

In: Dartford
Posts: 4922

Oh Arfur, please don't lament,
Twas an admirable attempt,
But limericks, if you recall,
Have 5 lines in all,
The last rhyming with the first - without relent...

OK OK so it doesn't scan.... I'm outta practice!

Message posted by Wannabe on 29 October 2008 at 21:37

Wannabe @ 29/10/2008 21:37:24

Wills

In: New Brighton
Posts: 3269

Ya sure its only Trill she's on?

Message posted by Wills on 29 October 2008 at 21:38

Wills @ 29/10/2008 21:38:58

Triumph_Sy

In: Newtown
Posts: 904

No i aint Wills, not sure at all, i'm starting to wonder if she picked up some kinda superbug at hospital appointment earlier today!

Message posted by Triumph_Sy on 29 October 2008 at 21:47

Triumph_Sy @ 29/10/2008 21:47:02

Wannabe

In: Dartford
Posts: 4922

Come along Wills - finish it please,
Don't be such a rotten tease!
Leaving just a first line?
For some that'd be fine,
But this is a limericks thread - Jeeez!

;o)

Message posted by Wannabe on 29 October 2008 at 21:48

Wannabe @ 29/10/2008 21:48:17

Wills

In: New Brighton
Posts: 3269

You sure that Lou's on the trill?
I'd rather have a look at the bill
If it's some kinda dope
Then all we can do is hope
That she ain't gonna be terribly ill

Message posted by Wills on 29 October 2008 at 21:53

Wills @ 29/10/2008 21:53:36

Wannabe

In: Dartford
Posts: 4922

Tsk tsk! Of dope I have no need,
Please, dear readers, take heed!
Tis a road to disaster,
Which you will never master!
Steer clear, good friends, of the weed!

Message posted by Wannabe on 29 October 2008 at 22:05

Wannabe @ 29/10/2008 22:05:46

Triumph_Sy

In: Newtown
Posts: 904

Think i've got the hang of this now, Nice one WB/Wills for showing me how, It's no excuse that i am quite tired, I simply wasn't aware 5 lines were required, Thankyou, i thank you *as he takes his first bow*

Message posted by Triumph_Sy on 29 October 2008 at 22:06

Triumph_Sy @ 29/10/2008 22:06:43

Wannabe

In: Dartford
Posts: 4922

BM breaks into rapturous applause,
At Arf's first limerick without flaws.
My friend, you'll go far,
And be quite the star,
Sticking to the limerick thread's laws ;o)

Message posted by Wannabe on 29 October 2008 at 22:11

Wannabe @ 29/10/2008 22:11:42

Wills

In: New Brighton
Posts: 3269

Twas a mushroom that I had in mind,
And I don't wanna sound too unkind
But you pick em for free
And eat em for tea
And end up a little unhinged

(poetic licence in the rhyming here, I'm afraid)

Message posted by Wills on 29 October 2008 at 22:12

Wills @ 29/10/2008 22:12:12

Wannabe

In: Dartford
Posts: 4922

Poetic licence is a given,
When to rhyme you are driven.
You can always trust a Scouse
To be first in the house
To bend the rules... oh crivens!

It's always the last line that stumps me... and the more tired I become, the worse they get! ;o)

Message posted by Wannabe on 29 October 2008 at 22:16

Wannabe @ 29/10/2008 22:16:57

Wannabe

In: Dartford
Posts: 4922

Thanks Wills and Arf for joining in tonight,
But try as hard as I might,
My eyelids grow heavy
As a 75 Chevy,
So I bid both you chaps a "Goodnight" :o)

Sweet ones xx

Message posted by Wannabe on 29 October 2008 at 22:38

Wannabe @ 29/10/2008 22:38:58

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Thank heavens......for little girls, Especially when they give a flouncy twirl, Cos they rhyme in a most delightful way, And always a pity when they cannot stay, For their bedding covers they must unfurl.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 29 October 2008 at 23:25

Deleted Member @ 29/10/2008 23:25:33

Wannabe

In: Dartford
Posts: 4922

Welcome XK, to the Limerick Zone. Rhyming's better in company than alone. We'll soon be swapping stories, Relating tall tales of our glories, And I suspect I might even just have a moan?

Message posted by Wannabe on 30 October 2008 at 11:01

Wannabe @ 30/10/2008 11:01:00

Karey

In: Barnsley
Posts: 6971

did u ever hear of four lasses who had in their hands CBT passes they needed sum bikes wiv engines and lights and a nice comfy seat for their Ar*ses !

and wheels,,and brakes, clutch, gears etc.. u get the picture ! lol

Message posted by Karey on 30 October 2008 at 11:17

Karey @ 30/10/2008 11:17:41

Wannabe

In: Dartford
Posts: 4922

Of this story, I've heard tell, Pray share - did all end well? Do these 4 lasses now ride Down the road side by side, Tearin' it up like bats outta hell?

Message posted by Wannabe on 30 October 2008 at 11:21

Wannabe @ 30/10/2008 11:21:56

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