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66 Posts | Latest reply on 07/11/2006 06:01:01 by rubecula | Go to original / last post

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In: Derbyshire
Posts: 7960

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Message posted by RC on 05 November 2006 at 15:53

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RC @ 05/11/2006 15:53:32

rubecula

In: Holyhead
Posts: 3991

..........and it's all true. Filthy fat arsed disease ridden pigeon dropped one from the roof of the station while I was having a butty.......... right in the gob and on my glasses and in one eye. Wet hot runny and......................OMG feel sick again.........

Message posted by rubecula on 05 November 2006 at 15:58

rubecula @ 05/11/2006 15:58:39

In: Derbyshire
Posts: 7960

join the club thanks for sharing that lol

Message posted by RC on 05 November 2006 at 16:00

RC @ 05/11/2006 16:00:42

In: Wellingborough
Posts: 4452

stop it ................................ i'll wet meself laughing in a minute

Message posted by Di on 05 November 2006 at 16:01

Di @ 05/11/2006 16:01:06

rubecula

In: Holyhead
Posts: 3991

Leave it out Di... the pigeon already did that

Message posted by rubecula on 05 November 2006 at 16:02

rubecula @ 05/11/2006 16:02:04

In: Derbyshire
Posts: 7960

rube pass di one of ur new incontent pads pmsl

Message posted by RC on 05 November 2006 at 16:02

RC @ 05/11/2006 16:02:18

rubecula

In: Holyhead
Posts: 3991

Best one though was when my cousin and his family came to visit a couple of years ago, I was driving around and he was following, I wind down the window to point something out..... and a bloody great herring gull let fly at the right time to get it straight through the car window........ all over the side of my head. Jeezus what a stench................. Ian couldn't drive for wetting himself.... git.

Message posted by rubecula on 05 November 2006 at 16:04

rubecula @ 05/11/2006 16:04:32

In: Wellingborough
Posts: 4452

Yep, i know wot he means.......................you need a brolly mate

Message posted by Di on 06 November 2006 at 14:01

Di @ 06/11/2006 14:01:44

In: Derbyshire
Posts: 7960

yeah n a big one at that!

Message posted by RC on 06 November 2006 at 17:08

RC @ 06/11/2006 17:08:09

In: Wellingborough
Posts: 4452

Once was unlucky rube but twice......................................... Anyway, just remind me rc not to walk down the street with him at any point

Could make me sick

Message posted by Di on 06 November 2006 at 18:06

Di @ 06/11/2006 18:06:45

In: Derbyshire
Posts: 7960

awwwwwwwwwww poor rube i love ya hun

di bein a bad girl tonight

Message posted by RC on 06 November 2006 at 18:43

RC @ 06/11/2006 18:43:28

In: Wellingborough
Posts: 4452

Gettin me digs in while i can

Message posted by Di on 06 November 2006 at 18:45

Di @ 06/11/2006 18:45:57

In: Derbyshire
Posts: 7960

dunna blame u hunny mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm speaking of rube where is he tonight?????????????????

Message posted by RC on 06 November 2006 at 18:48

RC @ 06/11/2006 18:48:01

In: Wellingborough
Posts: 4452

Working i suspect, or the bird finally got him

Message posted by Di on 06 November 2006 at 18:52

Di @ 06/11/2006 18:52:29

In: Derbyshire
Posts: 7960

lmao or both

Message posted by RC on 06 November 2006 at 18:54

RC @ 06/11/2006 18:54:45

In: Wellingborough
Posts: 4452

Message posted by Di on 06 November 2006 at 18:57

Di @ 06/11/2006 18:57:41

In: Derbyshire
Posts: 7960

maybe a big sea gull got him

Message posted by RC on 06 November 2006 at 19:02

RC @ 06/11/2006 19:02:40

In: Wellingborough
Posts: 4452

Dont!!!!!! Third time lucky

Message posted by Di on 06 November 2006 at 19:17

Di @ 06/11/2006 19:17:55

In: Derbyshire
Posts: 7960

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh rube cant count after 2 pmsl

Message posted by RC on 06 November 2006 at 19:20

RC @ 06/11/2006 19:20:54

In: Wellingborough
Posts: 4452

oh yeah, i forgot praps he took his shoes off tho

Message posted by Di on 06 November 2006 at 19:22

Di @ 06/11/2006 19:22:52

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