A visitor at an asylum asks the director what the criteria are for defining whether or not a patient should be institutionalised. "Well," says the director, "we fill up a bathtub; then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," says the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket as it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." WHAT WOULD YOU USE??? Drag you mouse from star to star for the answer *No," says the director. "A normal person would pull out the plug. Do you want a bed by the wall or near the window?" * _________________                                                                                                                                                                             

haha... u dint fool me !  I got it right!! .. ner ner ner                                                                                                                                                                              

*slurping up the bathwater through a straw*   You're meant to do what now?                                                                                                                                                                              

Drop in a few kgs of sodium. That'd empty the bath!!!!!! :D                                                                                                                                                                             

..but surely left for enough time, the bath would empty itself...                                                                                                                                                                                

Do your dishes wash themselves? Do your clothes launder themselves? Does the carpet vacuum itself?   If the answer to all the above is Yes, then you are not as clever as you think - You are just, in fact, married!!                                                                                                                                                                             

I eat from newspapers or paper plates... I am mostly naked.... What carpet?   Think marriage is still on the cards?                                                                                                                                                                             

Spyder - u def not normal!   (no wonder Kaz got it right).                                                                                                                                                                             

Think marriage is still on the cards?   I do all that and I'm living with my other half!!!!   She's just very..... accepting                                                                                                                                                                              

^^^^^^^^   Difficult to read that, while looking at yer profile pic....                                                                                                                                                                             

  I think I should be institutionalised  I was thinking 'bucket' as well                                                                                                                                                                                

Difficult to read that, while looking at yer profile pic....   What, you never seen a guy preparing dinner before??!!                                                                                                                                                                             

XKLYBR, Define normal, but hey, who wants to be normal, isn't normal booring, strange is better, mad is more sensible, crazy is how I like to be, but looking at some posts in my other thread, we went from being drunk on a merrygo round to polishing a firemans hemet unraveling his hose, while someone slides down his pole....pmsl............ normal, who needs it