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A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks the owner:

"Excuthe me Thir, but do you have any widdle wabbits pleathe?"

The shopkeeper's heart just melts, he gets on his knees so that he's level with her and replies:

"Do you want a widdle white wabbit, a thoft fwuffy bwack wabbit or one like that widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

The little girl blushes, rocks on her heels, then puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and whispers earnestly:

"I don't weally fink my pyfon givth a phuk"



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Message posted by Wannabe on 15 September 2008 at 15:31    Click here to report this post to a moderator Wannabe @ 15/09/2008 15:31:23 Click here to report this post to a moderator
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LOL                                                                                                                                                                             
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nice one wannabe keep them comeing ur cretainly the site humorist lol                                                                                                                                                                             
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Oi tj - Wannabe is no cretin!Disapprove                                                                                                                                                                             
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Message posted by Deleted Member on 15 September 2008 at 19:52    Click here to report this post to a moderator Deleted Member @ 15/09/2008 19:52:58 Click here to report this post to a moderator


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