well ive built me shelter got some wotsits a pile o porn mag's tissues an some booze,camera ready to snap the supernova!i'll post em on the events page! so bring it on!!!                                                                                                                                                                             

A friend of mine *cough* went to the doctors after his penis went orange.   Doc told him not to eat Wotsits while reading porn mags....                                                                                                                                                                              

Maybe C's parents really ARE "Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells"? I've always wanted to meet him/her/them or be him/her/them! ;o)   Yes, they are.... I asked her last night!! She also reads the Mail, apparently.....   Me.... I'm just going to apathetically switch on the Destroy World Device........ It means I get to run around in a leather coat and an eyepatch :D     .......Call me Snake!!!!!!                                                                                                                                                                                 

Hmm... Escape From Reading...   Personally I am not to going to fall for this mumbo-jumbo again - not after spending 18 months in an underground shelter to escape the fallout from the Millennium Bug...                                                                                                                                                                             

Well, they just completed their first tests - not so much a Big Bang as a Little Phut.   No ill effects so far, although I did have a book fall off a shelf...                                                                                                                                                                             

i just banged mi knee on mi desk... does that count?   * ouch ouch ouch ...****ing desk!!*                                                                                                                                                                             

Personally I am not to going to fall for this mumbo-jumbo again - not after spending 18 months in an underground shelter to escape the fallout from the Millennium Bug... Hmmm....The more things change, the more they stay the same.....                                                                                                                                                                             

Hmm... after Karey's injury (possibly due to a stray proton hitting her leg and forcing it against the table) I just noticed another weird thing.   I dipped a ginger biscuit into my coffee and when I pulled it out, half of it had dissappeared!! Obviously pulled into a miniature black hole or maybe an alternate reality....   Anybody else noticing anything out of the ordinary??                                                                                                                                                                             

I can't seem to find anyone with a smoke...... That'd be unusual!!                                                                                                                                                                             

The boss is ignoring me, instead of shouting & swearing at me. I'm definitely wafting around in an alternate Unipurse.   I cannot call you Snake TTM, for you are not Snake, Snake is Snake. Obviously.                                                                                                                                                                             

most unusual thing to happen here is me mopping the floor...mainly cus i have found the floor under assorted lego and toy cars! also,my eldest son,bless him,was very scared about the big bang and had to try my best to reassure him,i dont know what the teachers have been telling em at school but he was in tears last night!!

Phew!   Balance is restored. It's my fault he can't find something on his computer. We've had a little strop, thrown all the toys out the pram and performed an impressively dramatic flounce out of the office.   Much more better enough!   I'm a tad concerned about Madmum mopping though... Does anyone know where she lives? Might be worth sending a Dr to visit?   & GGrrrrr! @ the teacher frightening your littlun                                                                                                                                                                                 

the sun made an apearance!!thought it was the supanova at first!!so ventured out of shelter an went fer a ride!!!in town spied a rather nice ladybiker with long curly black hair in black and white leather's on a black an white CBR, unfortunately i was to chicken to speak to her!!was this gotta do with big bang wednesday?fk know's!!                                                                                                                                                                              

If you are this woman or know this woman, please ring Help The Aged on....                                                                                                                                                                             

oy!!easy target! i'm disapointed in yu TC you can do better!! mind yu it could have been an escaped cow !!                                                                                                                                                                             

bum ive blown it she might be reading this!                                                                                                                                                                             

I know TM - I am disappointed in myself. You deserved better...   If it was a cow then she won't have read this, but she might have herd....   *cough*                                                                                                                                                                             

some udder bloke will have chatted er up by now!!                                                                                                                                                                             

*chortle*   We are not a-moo-sed....                                                                                                                                                                             

ok dont milk it now!!