We didn't go to the pub this Friday so I had some very nice cheese and onion sandwiches using mature cheddar, red onion and granary breadcakes.   Now I am going to have some mixed raisins for afters.   Just thought you'd all like to know!                                                                                                                                                                             

Super!   I copped the strop... took one look at the planned stupid diet smoothie boring rubbish I'd planned for lunch, went next door and bought fizzy pop, tea cakes and crisps!     D'oh!   Diet starts Monday I guess?                                                                                                                                                                              

Have moved offices to a place with a shiny new canteen. Is filled with all manner of interesting-sounding foods, but is still the same crap standard.   Why can't they do simple stuff, like peanut-butter sarnies, FFS???!!!   Why is Bavarian ham and Greek salad a better choice?                                                                                                                                                                                   

Depends how many Bavarian Greeks work there, I guess?                                                                                                                                                                              

dont go out on the pull tonight geof ff's                                                                                                                                                                             

Why TM?  Lol   "Can I buy you a drink Miss?" ..... Paaaaaarrrrrrp   It's ok, I am actually babysitting for my sister and brother-in-law whilst they go to try and patch up their marriage!!!   Family, who'd 'ave 'em hey?   Not to worry, I can have another game of Poke Each Other Really Hard and See Who Cries The First with my six year old neice!                                                                                                                                                                             

better open a few window's bfor they come back!!                                                                                                                                                                             

I don't suppose someone could send me a food parcel!                                                                                                                                                                             

i ant eaten owt for 2 days...  bubbly guts .. not good   tis ok tho... ive got enuff reserves to stop me gettin anorexic                                                                                                                                                                              

Glad to hear 'bout the reserves, Karey. Cant stand skinny bitches m'self. Much prefer a                                                                                                                                                                              

hehe .. thanks XK !  mucho big hugs for u !!                                                                                                                                                                               

You went to the same anorexia awareness class as me Karey!                                                                                                                                                                             

lol @ Ghosty...sure did..... did u keep yr notes?   i ate mine Wooooahh...those are impressive 'man-boobs' on yr pic !   bet u cud get a whole set of pencils under them !                                                                                                                                                                             

  PML @ Karey, eating your notes                                                                                                                                                                              

lol karey !!!! theres NOTE to this diet lark !!!!   think a full pencil case would sit happily under those volumtious beings and not be found for months !!!!                                                                                                                                                                               

Diet? Pah - Just had the other half move in.... It's fancy cooking from here on - Bugger the diet!!!   Peppercorn Steak for dinner last night, Haddock tonight... Other stuff to follow, but it's all in French, so I've no idea what she's cooking!!!                                                                                                                                                                             

tsk whatever happened to wooing a man with a fried egg butty ??                                                                                                                                                                             

Nowt at all, MM, but just don't overdo it unless you want to play the role of grieving widow/partner. Mind you, it's less easy to detect foul play at the post mortem - arsenic does tend to arouse suspicions!   Welcome on board, BTW.                                                                                                                                                                             

MM - as 1st posts go, that takes some beating! Nice one.                                                                                                                                                                             

Fried egg butties I can do myself. There's no magic in them. Same for several other basic meals, like a stir fry. They teach you all sorts of useful stuff in the Forces.   Things like steamed veg, fancy sauces and foreign foods that I can't pronounce are the stuff of mystery... which is also why she is a Masterchef person :D     I do the functional, she does the impressive. And we argue over the washing up