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6 Posts | Latest reply on 06/07/2008 06:10:34 by Scary | Go to original / last post

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raven77

In: sutton in ashfie
Posts: 3

A women in a jewellers breaks wind bending over to look at a beautiful diamond ring, She looks around embarresed and sees the sales man standing right behind her . Totaly professional he says "good day madame how may i help you?" hoping he hadnt heard her little accident she asks " sir whats the price of this lovely ring?" he answers " madame if you farted just looking at it you are going to shit yourself when i tell you the price!!!

Message posted by raven77 on 05 July 2008 at 17:27

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Herne

In: Dewsbury
Posts: 377

LOL I like that Raven ...cheers

Message posted by Herne on 05 July 2008 at 17:45

Herne @ 05/07/2008 17:45:36

M.S.

In: Bedworth.
Posts: 189

My ex-wife took me into a jewellers to look at some diamond rings. It ended up with me spending £1200, I nearly shit myself. God bless her.

Message posted by M.S. on 05 July 2008 at 18:24

M.S. @ 05/07/2008 18:24:19

Wills

In: New Brighton
Posts: 3269

Was she an ex-wife then, or did she become an ex as a result of this experience?

Message posted by Wills on 05 July 2008 at 20:40

Wills @ 05/07/2008 20:40:04

tm0714

In: Surrey
Posts: 38

top one raven lol, need to let the guys know its all about diamonds and pearls lol

not that i'm fickle of course, unless its 2.30 in the morn...

Message posted by tm0714 on 05 July 2008 at 21:34

tm0714 @ 05/07/2008 21:34:03

Scary

In: Somerset
Posts: 1155

You can't beat a nice piece of glass and paste. Quickly chosen in Argos so you can get down pub for a pint.

Message posted by Scary on 06 July 2008 at 06:10

Scary @ 06/07/2008 06:10:34

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