Summer Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRE REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Friday, August 15th 2008NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.   Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.   Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.   Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.   Class 5 Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM   Class 6 Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM   Class 7 Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.   Class 8 Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.   Class 9 Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined   Class 10 Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturdays noon, 2 hours.   Class 11 Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined   Class 12 How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.   Class 13 How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.   Class 14 The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.   Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. Send this to all the guys that you think can stand the heat, and to all the ladies for the best chuckle of their day!                                                                                                                                                                               

and also                                                                                                                                                                                

 (so my lady says)

Dont need any of that i was brought up, not dragged                                                                                                                                                                             

SUMMER CLASSES FOR WOMEN NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Class 1 Shoes – How Many Pairs Do You Really Need? Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.     Class 2 Crying On Command – Is It An Effective Communication Tool? Round Table Discussion. (tissues provided) Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Put Your Makeup On Before You Leave The House? Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between a Phillips Head And a Flat Head Screwdriver Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 After Dinner Dishes – Who Really Has To Do Them? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM Class 6 Loss Of Identity - How Not To Have Your Name Changed To “Mommy” Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM Class 7 Learning How To Hide Things – Special Sessions On Credit Card Statements Open Question and Answers session with a CPA Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. Class 8 Health Watch –Getting Your Family To Eat Their Vegetables Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 9 Real Women Can Kill Spiders -- Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. Class 10 Is It Genetically Impossible Not To Nag Him About How He Drives? Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. Class 11 Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Husband and Wallet Online Classes and role-playing . Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined< BR> Class 12 How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques For The Hardware Store Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 13 How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Proper Names So Everything Isn’t A “Thingy” Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 14 The Barbeque – Women and Cooking Over Fire Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.                                                                                                                                                                              

Class 15 Map Reading for Beginners Instuction in the difference between blue, red and green roads. What N, S ,E and W mean. Is there a difference between 1"= 1 mile, and 1"= 4 miles? Mondays 7.00pm - 9.00pm  6 weeks. Location - what's the point?                                                                                                                                                                              

Original post applies to teenagers of both sexes, too. Reckon it should be on the national curriculum! Of course, I was NEVER like that when I was that age                                                                                                                                                                             

Sign me up for the laundry one, though I don't actually own a hamper...   The rest of it I may be approached to help fill in the gaps left by the instructors!!