Circle of life     When all around you Things don’t seem right Your mind is empty But your eyes won’t shut tight With a body worn out And a weary face Desperate for something To take it away Always something left not done No! One hundred and one things Not just one No one to share with The grief or the pain To lessen the load Of what life contains Cheats, liars Beggars and thieves Who just want to take? And make sure they keep. If they need assurance Or a listening ear They’ll expect “you” there That is clear If you need the same The rules don’t apply Because they’ll make sure There nowhere in sight Or maybe they’ll just Ignore what you say Hoping, praying You’ll just go away Don’t cry over this And never despair Because at the end No-one is there Don’t count the worms As they eat through your flesh They don’t care your in “You’re Sunday best” You’re just a meal To help them survive And so continues the circle of life                                                                                                                                                                               

What a charming little ditty
From Eddie, oh so witty!
If you were feeling low
It wasn't far to go,
Before you started feeling really sh... quite bad actually ;o)

                                                                                                                                                                             

oooooh BM has talent ... im impressed !!  lol   welcome to the Madhouse eddie   sit tite and enjoy the ride !                                                                                                                                                                             

Hang on- that's not the Lion King song I know - have they re-mixed it???                                                                                                                                                                              

well that cheered me up no end lol,,,can you find one thats cheery and happy next time eddie,,lol                                                                                                                                                                             

Eddie doesn't really do happy, Not while he's feeling so snappy, And as for cheery? That just makes him weary, Typing away there on his lappie                                                                                                                                                                              

he needs to get happy its true before he makes everyone go boo hoo or ill be round there at 3,with a knock and you see me hit him with the end of my shoe lol        not very god but i thought id have a go lol                                                                                                                                                                             

  Watch out there Eddie! Grab a hold of your teddy! I've seen KD go, With her 6" stiletto, Ouch! Your botty will be reddy (?)   My last lines haven't improved any over the years                                                                                                                                                                              

ok wannabe steady ive just seen a hole in that teddy your botty its true i will smack but i aint going near your large crack      omg this is hard lol                                                                                                                                                                             

I think this thread'll be lost here, But the way forward is very clear, We'll give Matt the nod, Or chat up a mod, Asking them nicely and without fear...   To shift the thread elsewhere Jokes & silly things? In there? It could be kinda fun, Having a practice and a pun, Letting down our rhyming hair?   *Ye gads my last lines!*                                                                                                                                                                                 

Wannabe - have u tried botox?   There's an offer on at the moment:- "Buy 1 tankerload, get 1 free"                                                                                                                                                                              

To Katydevil and wannabe Surely both of you can see, That the rhymes you’ve penned Drive me round the bend, And a sore bottoms not for me!   I shall write you both a happy Ode That’s full of cheer and glee And then upon such chance That we should meet A “Stiletto” I shan’t receive                                                                                                                                                                              

  a poem is a form of art..... or at least it used to be until the words were typed on here by KD and Wannabe   Now, Im not saying that's bad thing It takes a lot to get it right but if i read another of their ryhmes i mite not sleep tonight!   Eddie has been wasted his talent's plain to see he shudnt be on the computer but on a film set in gay Paris   Now i not saying that he's gay indeed i know him not but if those stilletoes start flying round what handbags has he got?!?!   I endeth here my little ditty I hope i didnt offend You know I'm only kidding and im slightly round the bend !     heheheh                                                                                                                                                                                   

Nice one Karey, but don't do yourself down, you are much better than just "slightly"! (I know, cos I've had a )   Remember what the Dormouse said. Feed your head! Feed your heeaaad!                                                                                                                                                                             

hehehe  cheers XKLYBR is that the same mouse wiv the clogs on? the ones that went clip clippity clop?  ...on the stairs?                                                                                                                                                                               

perhaps it was the hickory dickory dock pair, cos after the clock struck one the other got away!!!                                                                                                                                                                             

'fraid not - this one's White Rabbit's buddy.                                                                                                                                                                             

well actually i thought it was more likely to be the best pillion passenger of the chief organ mouse on Bagpuss.   there must be a poem there sumwhere seeing as this is a poem thread if not it will get deleted and the mouses will be tucked up in bed                                                                                                                                                                             

i give up,,,think the smutty naughty thread is were i should stay lol                                                                                                                                                                             

lol KD  Im sure u can think of a smutty naughty thread poem!