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260 Posts | Latest reply on 01/12/2008 17:39:41 by Triumph_Sy | Go to original / last post

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Scary

In: Somerset
Posts: 1155

This thread is for those of you who feel the need to express yourselves a little more cheekily!!! DON'T FORGET THE MODS ARE WATCHING...........

Message posted by Scary on 10 June 2008 at 15:14

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Scary @ 10/06/2008 15:14:25

Wills

In: New Brighton
Posts: 3265

More cheekily? Oo-er missus

Message posted by Wills on 10 June 2008 at 15:28

Wills @ 10/06/2008 15:28:18

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Wotta liberty! I wouldn't be caught dead on a thread like this!

Message posted by Deleted Member on 10 June 2008 at 15:34

Deleted Member @ 10/06/2008 15:34:34

TeeCee

In: Blair Atholl
Posts: 2888

Yep, count me out too - not my scene....

Although a woman did once ask me for a double entendre so I gave her one... And her friend was a sound technician so I gave her one too... one... one too... (the oldies are the goodies!

)

Message posted by TeeCee on 10 June 2008 at 15:49

TeeCee @ 10/06/2008 15:49:23

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Just how old is Tim Brooke-Taylor?

Message posted by Deleted Member on 10 June 2008 at 15:51

Deleted Member @ 10/06/2008 15:51:31

TeeCee

In: Blair Atholl
Posts: 2888

Message posted by TeeCee on 10 June 2008 at 15:53

TeeCee @ 10/06/2008 15:53:36

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Sorry - please delete last post - due to complete lack of smuttiness.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 10 June 2008 at 15:54

Deleted Member @ 10/06/2008 15:54:19

TeeCee

In: Blair Atholl
Posts: 2888

Nah - it always takes a while for the orgy to properly get started... ...er... ... I would imagine... *cough*

Message posted by TeeCee on 10 June 2008 at 16:06

TeeCee @ 10/06/2008 16:06:24

Scary

In: Somerset
Posts: 1155

I hope your going to put down the plastic sheeting first TC!!!

Message posted by Scary on 10 June 2008 at 16:11

Scary @ 10/06/2008 16:11:51

TeeCee

In: Blair Atholl
Posts: 2888

wow - I remember THAT night!! My skin felt soooo smooth for days after all that oil... but it brought out some spots on my thighs for some reason...... (prefer to not cover everything unless oil is being used, otherwise if feels like you are

on a cellophaned sandwich...) oh - think of sumfing smutty... and....er... I prefer a nice roll?

Message posted by TeeCee on 10 June 2008 at 16:18

TeeCee @ 10/06/2008 16:18:48

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Just to get the roll balling again:- What's a blondes favourite nursery rhyme? Humpmy,Dumpmy. I thang yew.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 11 June 2008 at 06:55

Deleted Member @ 11/06/2008 06:55:20

Holmfirthgirl

In: Larkfield
Posts: 3156

orgy...someone mention an orgy????

I went to an orgy once, there was lots of cream & jelly.... oh, sorry that was a tea party...damm, I must remember not to get them two confused!!!

Message posted by Holmfirthgirl on 11 June 2008 at 07:07

Holmfirthgirl @ 11/06/2008 07:07:42

Scary

In: Somerset
Posts: 1155

You may of just been at an orgy that had ice cream and Jelly....if so..can you remember where???

Message posted by Scary on 11 June 2008 at 09:33

Scary @ 11/06/2008 09:33:38

TeeCee

In: Blair Atholl
Posts: 2888

Most orgies I was involved in ended with a nice scream...

(There was another version I was going to type but remembered the caveat about the Mods...). As for the jelly, that was only needed in the fifth hour.. but we didn't eat it!!

Message posted by TeeCee on 11 June 2008 at 09:42

TeeCee @ 11/06/2008 09:42:41

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Didn't the mods wear scarves, not caveats?

Message posted by Deleted Member on 11 June 2008 at 09:44

Deleted Member @ 11/06/2008 09:44:57

Deleted User

In: NA
Posts: 6852

Ello, Ello Ello, whats going on here then? Now move along, nothing here for you to see Rigan (site mod) lol

Message posted by Deleted User on 12 June 2008 at 12:28

Deleted User @ 12/06/2008 12:28:58

Scary

In: Somerset
Posts: 1155

We got away with it for a couple of days .......lol

Message posted by Scary on 12 June 2008 at 12:43

Scary @ 12/06/2008 12:43:55

Deleted User

In: NA
Posts: 6852

mmm, with our choice in clothing we are the last people to comment on smut! lol Anyhow there really is nothing to see, is that the best you lot can do........... COME ON make my moderating day!!! roflmao

Message posted by Deleted User on 12 June 2008 at 12:50

Deleted User @ 12/06/2008 12:50:26

Deleted User

In: NA
Posts: 6852

Actually, I dont think I should be encouraging that kind of behaviour, now play nicely folks

Message posted by Deleted User on 12 June 2008 at 12:52

Deleted User @ 12/06/2008 12:52:07

TeeCee

In: Blair Atholl
Posts: 2888

^^^^^ EXACTLY^^^^^^ I have to stick post-it notes in strategic places on my screen when your two profile pics are on there!!!!

Message posted by TeeCee on 12 June 2008 at 12:55

TeeCee @ 12/06/2008 12:55:36

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