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22 Posts | Latest reply on 28/05/2008 11:57:59 by Matt | Go to original / last post

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Matt

In: Veldhoven
Posts: 8053

The homepage now includes a list of statistical information. Just below the "How does it work?" box. What do you think?

Message posted by Matt on 26 May 2008 at 13:30 Matt @ 26/05/2008 13:30:45

stueylewie

In: Bognor Regis
Posts: 367

Oops - try again...

Message posted by stueylewie on 26 May 2008 at 13:40

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stueylewie @ 26/05/2008 13:40:11

stueylewie

In: Bognor Regis
Posts: 367

I'm all for Sadistics - with a bit of Masochism thrown in...

Message posted by stueylewie on 26 May 2008 at 13:40

stueylewie @ 26/05/2008 13:40:11

Matt

In: Veldhoven
Posts: 8053

Message posted by Matt on 26 May 2008 at 13:51 Matt @ 26/05/2008 13:51:20

Scary

In: Somerset
Posts: 1155

Your Statistics Matt????? Does that mean we get to know your measurement!!!

Message posted by Scary on 26 May 2008 at 14:35

Scary @ 26/05/2008 14:35:43

TeeCee

In: Blair Atholl
Posts: 2888

Hi Matt! As a newbie I find that sort of information quite useful.... but then I collect vintage spaghetti and don't get out much.... p.s. I would have chuckled at Scary's remark if she had said measurementS (i.e. plural) but as she said measuremenT I just feel... I dunno... kind of unsettled... and maybe a little vulnerable. Hope you remain unaffected, Matt...

Message posted by TeeCee on 26 May 2008 at 15:19

TeeCee @ 26/05/2008 15:19:04

Matt

In: Veldhoven
Posts: 8053

you get used to her, kinda start blocking it all our after a while. It's very easy to do, i've lot of practice now. lol. Scary - they're OUR collective statistics :-)

Message posted by Matt on 26 May 2008 at 15:30 Matt @ 26/05/2008 15:30:28

Scary

In: Somerset
Posts: 1155

Awwwwww thats no fun Matt if I have no effect on you.... (note to self must try harder)

Message posted by Scary on 26 May 2008 at 15:52

Scary @ 26/05/2008 15:52:30

geoffb2005

In: Leeds
Posts: 2593

I once heard that 75% of statistics were made up! Of course that could have been made up.

Message posted by geoffb2005 on 26 May 2008 at 15:58

geoffb2005 @ 26/05/2008 15:58:24

Matt

In: Veldhoven
Posts: 8053

No geoff, it's 64.3% of stats that are made up. Sorry no it's 86% - that's it. Though the ones on the homepage are accurate and change instantly.

Message posted by Matt on 27 May 2008 at 06:00 Matt @ 27/05/2008 06:00:16

M.S.

In: Bedworth.
Posts: 189

I was once told that 85% of statistics are ficticious, 65% are true and 95% are neither. These are actual statistics taken from a survey of 1000 politicians.

Message posted by M.S. on 27 May 2008 at 06:27

M.S. @ 27/05/2008 06:27:11

Scary

In: Somerset
Posts: 1155

Well in that case my statistics are 45, 22, 34....... Now work out which one is true!!!!

Message posted by Scary on 27 May 2008 at 10:19

Scary @ 27/05/2008 10:19:49

TeeCee

In: Blair Atholl
Posts: 2888

OMG! Those are the statistics of my perfect woman!

...or the combination to my bike lock... I forget which...

Message posted by TeeCee on 27 May 2008 at 10:34

TeeCee @ 27/05/2008 10:34:40

Matt

In: Veldhoven
Posts: 8053

TeeCee by name, TeeHee by nature

Message posted by Matt on 27 May 2008 at 12:35 Matt @ 27/05/2008 12:35:08

Scary

In: Somerset
Posts: 1155

Teecee you had better remember which is which or you will either need a locksmith or A&E...lol

Message posted by Scary on 27 May 2008 at 13:34

Scary @ 27/05/2008 13:34:29

TeeCee

In: Blair Atholl
Posts: 2888

lol @ Matt! (My middle name is Hee!!) I just find that laughter is the best cure for everything... unless you are diabetic, in which case insulin is probably your best bet. Scary - I found that most of my encounters with the fairer sex end up with me in A&E... either having something removed or re-attached.

Message posted by TeeCee on 28 May 2008 at 06:01

TeeCee @ 28/05/2008 06:01:51

Scary

In: Somerset
Posts: 1155

Well in that case TeeCee I think you have been with the wrong females.....try the two legged variety..LOL

Message posted by Scary on 28 May 2008 at 06:17

Scary @ 28/05/2008 06:17:53

TeeCee

In: Blair Atholl
Posts: 2888

grrrrr @ Scary!!

(and also a little chuckle) I know all about birds and bees thank you very much!! Hang on... birds have two legs...hmmmmm One thing I never understood about the birds and the bees.... bees are quite small and some birds, like ostriches are quite big so how do they....you know... together....

*tries to work it out on a sketch pad*

Message posted by TeeCee on 28 May 2008 at 06:25

TeeCee @ 28/05/2008 06:25:28

geoffb2005

In: Leeds
Posts: 2593

Ostrich meat was on the F word last night. I had an ostrich burger at a fair near Aviemore a couple of years ago - it was very nice. (Although maybe not for the ostrich.) In answer to your question TeeCee (The Most Effectual), I have no idea how bees get it on with birds. Or indeed how birds get it on with bees.

Message posted by geoffb2005 on 28 May 2008 at 06:50

geoffb2005 @ 28/05/2008 06:50:32

Scary

In: Somerset
Posts: 1155

I'm sure if a bird and a bee were truely in love they would find a way to overcome any obsticle... Hahaha for a minute you thought Scary had gone soft!!!! Never Bee's have big stingers if they can penetrate humans they can penetrate birds!!

Message posted by Scary on 28 May 2008 at 07:23

Scary @ 28/05/2008 07:23:05

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