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8 Posts | Latest reply on 17/05/2008 18:10:07 by Karey | Go to original / last post

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Karey

In: Barnsley
Posts: 6971

A Polish man moved to the UK and married an English girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: Have you any grounds? - Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? - It made of concrete. I don't think you understand Does either of you have a real grudge? - No, we have carport, and not need one. I mean What are your relations like? - All my relations still in Poland. Is there any infidelity in your marriage? - We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. Does your wife beat you up? - No, I always up before her. Is your wife a nagger? - No, she white. Why do you want this divorce? - She going to kill me. What makes you think that? - I got proof. What kind of proof? - She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover'

Message posted by Karey on 15 May 2008 at 18:39

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Karey @ 15/05/2008 18:39:56

M.S.

In: Bedworth.
Posts: 189

Made me giggle. Must be your accent.

M.S.

Message posted by M.S. on 15 May 2008 at 20:21

M.S. @ 15/05/2008 20:21:30

Karey

In: Barnsley
Posts: 6971

heheh...not just ANY giggle... its an M & S giggle !!

hey... i have an acute accent.. i'll ave thee kno!

Message posted by Karey on 15 May 2008 at 20:54

Karey @ 15/05/2008 20:54:04

tangoman60

In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862

best joke for a long time that!

Message posted by tangoman60 on 16 May 2008 at 05:36

tangoman60 @ 16/05/2008 05:36:44

geoffb2005

In: Leeds
Posts: 2593

Polish divorce?? Has Mr Sheen left his wife?

Message posted by geoffb2005 on 16 May 2008 at 08:04

geoffb2005 @ 16/05/2008 08:04:04

tangoman60

In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862

after the lord mayor's show geoff!!

Message posted by tangoman60 on 16 May 2008 at 11:42

tangoman60 @ 16/05/2008 11:42:00

M.S.

In: Bedworth.
Posts: 189

Karey. '...not just ANY giggle... its an M & S giggle !!' That tickled me even more! Nice one. M.S.

Message posted by M.S. on 16 May 2008 at 18:33

M.S. @ 16/05/2008 18:33:27

Karey

In: Barnsley
Posts: 6971

Cheers TM .. i aim to please

Geoff..yes, tis scandalous ..i heard she went off wiv Glym.... ....Auto Glym ! (ok ..ok..its late.. brain on a wind-down now) M.S. I take your praise in the highest regard. I thank you (please can i have a mention in your book?? can i? can i? please, pretty please?) heheh

Message posted by Karey on 17 May 2008 at 18:10

Karey @ 17/05/2008 18:10:07

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