Front page of today's Huddersfield Examiner is predicting everything from the next ice age to the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
How come you're reading the Hudds Examiner when ya live in Liverpool?
Kwak, get yer woolies on.
No can do, I is allergic lol
But if there's no more than a few snow flurries then I'm afraid all those stories about namby-pamby folks from Yorkshire will be proven true.
Which stories?
(And if anyone from Yorkshire wants to argue the toss, they'll find me in me bunker for the next couple of days...)
I'm not climbing in to a dirty *coil oil for an argument, get yoursen art 'ere lad!
(*coal hole = coal bunker)