Strom67
Tomorrow, today will be yesterday, so make the most of it while you can!
TheSlasher
If shit hits the fan.... Don't stand in front of it
jinx57
Wonder if i turned the gas off....??🤔
Deleted Member
I wonder what happens if i press this button.............................................. Oh Shit!
Sandi
If we weren't meant to eat late at night why is there a light in the fridge?
TheSlasher
If we were all bus drivers there would be no passengers
Wraith750
If Teflon is so good, how do they get it to stick to the pan?
yorkie mick
Only two things are infinite the universe and human stupidity and I am not sure about the universe" Albert Einstein
Strom67
Be the reason someone smiles today!
jinx57
Today is the first day of the rest of your life....:)>
Cornholio
Be alert, the world needs lerts.
Crooozer
《Crooozer in trouble - Again》 "White is the colour of my innocence, not of my surrender."
jinx57
Be aware,there's more than enough lerts about already..:)>
TheSlasher
Be like a dog, if you can't eat it or hump it... Piss on it and walk away...
Sandi
🤣🤣at Lynn's comment
Strom67
Whenever you feel sad just remember that somewhere in the world there's an idiot pulling a door that says push....
Wraith750
The Flat Earth Society are proud to have members from around the globe
Strom67
Tomorrow is another day. Unless the world ends this afternoon that is, then of course it won't be!
Deleted Member
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
TheSlasher
Never assume that loud is strong and quiet is weak....