As some of you know, I hate stupid people. I think they should walk round with a sign saying "I'm stupid!"
And boy have I had some good ones of late

I walk into the lounge and say to my mother, "It's raining."
She say's, "Where outside?"
Here's your sign!

This one actually happened near me!
There's a hold up on the road as a lorry is wedged under a bridge.
Policeman say to truck driver, "You get ya truck stuck?"
Truck driver says, "No, I was delivering the here bridge and I ran outta gas."
Here's your sign!

Anyone else have any "Here's your sign" moments?
                                                                                                                                                                             

my life! lol.  I will write a biography for you lol                                                                                                                                                                             

ohhhhhh can i have ur autograph now                                                                                                                                                                              

errrr someone can relate to this...     stops horse an rider an asks     "am i going the right way?"..............   horse rider "depends where you want to go "     ring any bells with anyone !!!!!!!!   hahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahha                                                                                                                                                                             

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<, is sayin nothing pmsl                                                                                                                                                                             

Had one just today on ferry home from IOM.   Half way accross I heard  "Is this the right ferry to Liverpool?"   What she gonna do get off and go back if it isn't the right one?                                                                                                                                                                             

hahahahahah rube priceless                                                                                                                                                                                

CATHERINE TATE SHOW   When she was dressed as 'gran', her and her grandson went into the £1 shop, EVERYTHING she picked up, she asked 'ow muchs that then? to which grandson replies "£1 gran". when she took some jars up to the counter and asked for a carrier to put the jars in the assistant said £1.1p, she says" f---king liberty"! i love the gran sketches,lol                                                                                                                                                                             

lol   Thats great, reminds me of my gran.                                                                                                                                                                             

hey dude if you hate stuiped people you'd kill me .   got loads of stuff like that hapened to me but its great to know its not just me cheers dude                                                                                                                                                                              

GUESS THE ULTIMATE STUPID SAYING IS AS YOU PICK YOURSELF UP OF THE FLOOR AND SURVEY YOUR WRECKED PRIDE AND JOY THE ARSEHOLE WHO SAYS "SORRY MATE I DID NOT SEE YOU " OH GREAT AND GOOD TO KNOW YOU DIDNT DO IT DELIBERATELY                                                                                                                                                                             

Yeah I'll go along with that.... and  "but officer he came out of nowhere."   No I didn't mate I came up the bloody street like everyone else.                                                                                                                                                                             

if i had a quid for some of the stupid questions I get asked at work everyday I wouldnt have to go there any more                                                                                                                                                                              

RE: Accidents.  When the woman who knocked me off my bike spoke to the officer, she said that she didn't see me, then said that i came out of nowhere.  Can't be both surely? lol                                                                                                                                                                             

That nowhere is a strange place matey.                                                                                                                                                                              

                                                                                                                                                                             

Biker in Northants lost his life a couple of days ago........someone went into him head on after pulling out to overtake. Getting charged with causing death by dangerous driving...........bloke didn't stand a chance bless 'im. Only 35.                                                                                                                                                                              

Not good Diane, condolences to hie friends and family
R.I.P
                                                                                                                                                                             

thats not gud sad to hear off anyone passing away chrissy jjinx lost a freind on his bike a few weeks back he was 34 i think its a shame to think of anyone losin there life like that x