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37 Posts | Latest reply on 31/12/2018 10:21:28 by jinx57 | Go to original / last post

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jinx57

In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149

If anybody would care to go sheep shagging anytime soon,just send me a PM,but bring your own wellies..and sheep,ewe can't be too careful...double adult sidecar available for the more shy amongst us,border collie with spiked collar available for sub/dom scenarios...very popular amongst Cumbrian/Gloucestershire rams...Baaaack soon

Message posted by jinx57 on 29 December 2018 at 17:28

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jinx57 @ 29/12/2018 17:28:18

TheSlasher

In: chesterfield
Posts: 1318

Is this a private club or can anybody join....?? Watch out for animalistic members or maybe animal lovers.....

Message posted by TheSlasher on 29 December 2018 at 18:07

TheSlasher @ 29/12/2018 18:07:56

Lindsay

In: Leeds
Posts: 15143

I do hope that this won't be a baaackward move but I suppose ewe will only know once ewe've dipped ya toe in!

I hope membership fees won't fleece me 😳

Message posted by Lindsay on 29 December 2018 at 18:31

Lindsay @ 29/12/2018 18:31:18

jinx57

In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149

Terms and conditions apply:rams and sheep both viable,subject to availability,only rear hooves are allowed into wellington legs,lipstick not allowed unless bright scarlet,same applies to sheep,sarcoptic mange mites not allowed in any circumstances,shearing is permitted but only down to grade 2's...pto(a useful phrase,politeness costs nothing) :)>

Message posted by jinx57 on 29 December 2018 at 18:32

jinx57 @ 29/12/2018 18:32:04

Double six

In: South Kirkby
Posts: 6931

Jinx, I was thinking of starting a "specialist society", perhaps we could amalgamate. We could call it the "Ovine, Bovine, Leather and Rubber Grommet Fillers Association". What do you reckon?

Message posted by Double six on 29 December 2018 at 18:34

Double six @ 29/12/2018 18:34:15

jinx57

In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149

How About...Field,Udder,Cattle,Kilts ...In Tobermoray??

Message posted by jinx57 on 29 December 2018 at 18:37

jinx57 @ 29/12/2018 18:37:13

Double six

In: South Kirkby
Posts: 6931

Works for me.

Message posted by Double six on 29 December 2018 at 18:38

Double six @ 29/12/2018 18:38:38

Lindsay

In: Leeds
Posts: 15143

Second time today that I'm lost for words ... 😂😂😂😂

Message posted by Lindsay on 29 December 2018 at 18:41

Lindsay @ 29/12/2018 18:41:46

jinx57

In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149

Cat got your tongue?? and you think I'M weird......lol

Message posted by jinx57 on 29 December 2018 at 18:43

jinx57 @ 29/12/2018 18:43:46

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

No wonder all them deer start jumping hedges when they see you coming.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 29 December 2018 at 18:50

Deleted Member @ 29/12/2018 18:50:51

jinx57

In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149

Stag parties are like that,Yarg....it's the pretty ones i'm after,lol

Message posted by jinx57 on 29 December 2018 at 18:57

jinx57 @ 29/12/2018 18:57:01

Deleted Member

In: NA
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Poor Rudolph.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 29 December 2018 at 18:58

Deleted Member @ 29/12/2018 18:58:32

jinx57

In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149

My 955i Speed Triple is called Rudolph,i'll have you know....cheek..:)>

Message posted by jinx57 on 29 December 2018 at 19:02

jinx57 @ 29/12/2018 19:02:04

TheSlasher

In: chesterfield
Posts: 1318

Wonder what the patches will look like...

Message posted by TheSlasher on 29 December 2018 at 19:03

TheSlasher @ 29/12/2018 19:03:55

TheSlasher

In: chesterfield
Posts: 1318

Looooove the accordingly chosen profile picture....

Message posted by TheSlasher on 29 December 2018 at 19:04

TheSlasher @ 29/12/2018 19:04:44

jinx57

In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149

Green...like the grass stains on my knees....ewe should have guessed...!! And made of wool,naturally..lol

Message posted by jinx57 on 29 December 2018 at 19:07

jinx57 @ 29/12/2018 19:07:05

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That's what I meant.
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My 955i Speed Triple is called Rudolph,i'll have you know....cheek..:)>

Message posted by Deleted Member on 29 December 2018 at 19:11

Deleted Member @ 29/12/2018 19:11:02

TheSlasher

In: chesterfield
Posts: 1318

I always seem to end up with brown mud stains rather than green... Does that mean the grass is greener there?

Message posted by TheSlasher on 29 December 2018 at 19:12

TheSlasher @ 29/12/2018 19:12:55

jinx57

In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149

I'm just not pushing so hard....hahaha

Message posted by jinx57 on 29 December 2018 at 19:14

jinx57 @ 29/12/2018 19:14:57

Deleted Member

In: NA
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No it means you,re dirtier than you think.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 29 December 2018 at 19:15

Deleted Member @ 29/12/2018 19:15:52

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