Picture this lol..... on a knee board holding on a 150ft rope tied to a quad doing 50ish on breen sands great fun till quad turned to go back down other way the sling shot almost pulled my arms out of my sockets dont know how fast sling shot was but was black an blue from it....

Selling my 750-S3 Moto Guzzi...:(>                                                                                                                                                                             

Not putting what I was gonna write in here 😂                                                                                                                                                                             

Oh c'mon Cornholio, don't be shy...
besides, you've got us thinking all sorts of things now 😮😵                                                                                                                                                                             

Nope, deleted it. Then wrote something else. But left something entirely different.

It originally involved a Volvo, the Canning Town Flyover, and vast quantities of stupidity..........

😂                                                                                                                                                                             

Think driving a Volvo covers the last bit anyway,pmsl...:)>                                                                                                                                                                             

Used to go down by river in summer and hang out.... In Exeter... All us skins and punks used a rope swing over river

Took mate to visit few years later in November.... I decided to swing out in rope and fir whatever reason soon as I was right out above river I just let go the rope 😳😳😳😳 and I wS wearing dm's and a crombie which I had to swim, fffffrreeezing cold back to bank in..... 😂 😂 😂 😂 lmfaooo 😋 😋

Holy shit gonna havta think about this yin... so many daft stuff, so little regret about any of it ;)                                                                                                                                                                             

Too many too count !!!                                                                                                                                                                             

Forcing the doors of the precinct lift open between floors and me and mates just hanging out in the lift between floors...... Listening to people saying they'd called the lift but ut just wasn't coming...... Writing on the wall when doors were open.......

Usually jyst pushing doors back together and lift started to move again...... One time it didn't and engineers were called and we all had to pretend it just git stuck and we had no idea how.... Having to eventually climb out the lift, which stopped about a foot above where it should, with a big group of public watching .... Pretending we were so relieved to be freed (all of us punks and skins) 😎😎😎😎🤘🤘🖕🖕

No regrets though....... The list goes on.... 😂 😂 loved it

Thus one I did regret.....

I git into car after work with dog to take him fir walk and heard an almighty rip..... My work trousers had split in the seem from my waistband at the back right towards the front..... I had a long coat on so decided to walk the dog anyway as was getting to winter so daylight was limited.... But then on getting to park had second thoughts, git stressy and went back home....

Git home and went straight in to my garden to have a rollie...... Walking round garden smoking my rollie when suddenly remembered my flippin trousers were like chaps and my bottom was not hidden as it oughta and I was wondering round as if I wanted all my neighbours to see..... 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 lmfaooo 😋 😋 😋

....'kin hell Suzi and there was me thinking I had had a mad life lol xx I really daren't put my past actions out here on such a public media for fear of criminal prosecution lol xx

Still no regret though ;)                                                                                                                                                                             

Letting THE ONE slip through my fingers,not once but twice ,in the same lifetime....total eejit....:(>                                                                                                                                                                             

Oh dear Jinxy 😏😏

Pmsl Dee 😂😂😂 I knew I'd seen you on Crime watch 😜😜😜😜 xx                                                                                                                                                                             

Parking somewhat badly outside Travelodge Burton...got a ticket for that...despite the car park being 3/4 empty,and hindering no-one...hohum...wish i'd taken the bike now...:(