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Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17942

Discharge status: Alive but without my permission

Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

The patient refused autopsy.

The patient has no previous history of suicides.

Patient had cornflakes for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

Patient has two children but no other abnormalities.

🤣🤣🤣

Message posted by Sandi on 01 November 2018 at 20:43

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Sandi @ 01/11/2018 20:43:37

Ok4now

In: Wakefield
Posts: 1

Very nice responces

Message posted by Ok4now on 02 November 2018 at 00:30

Ok4now @ 02/11/2018 00:30:04

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

like it

Message posted by Deleted Member on 02 November 2018 at 06:18

Deleted Member @ 02/11/2018 06:18:58

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Doctors can be very rude about patients in their abbreviations and language. My favourite is "pumpkin positive" used to imply the patient's brain is so small that a light shone into their mouth would light up their whole head.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 02 November 2018 at 11:31

Deleted Member @ 02/11/2018 11:31:00

Deleted Member

In: NA
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Look up what “Grolies” means. If a doctor writes that about you, punch him in the throat 😉😂

Message posted by Deleted Member on 02 November 2018 at 17:24

Deleted Member @ 02/11/2018 17:24:32

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Lmfaooo Sandi 😀😀😀😀

Message posted by Deleted Member on 02 November 2018 at 17:37

Deleted Member @ 02/11/2018 17:37:43

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17942

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I got a few neighbours who seem to be pumpkin positive. 🙄

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Quote: S D
Doctors can be very rude about patients in their abbreviations and language. My favourite is "pumpkin positive" used to imply the patient's brain is so small that a light shone into their mouth would light up their whole head.

Message posted by Sandi on 03 November 2018 at 02:35

Sandi @ 03/11/2018 02:35:32

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17942

Guardian Reader Of Low Intelligence in Ethnic Skirt

I can't read and I don't wear skirts 🤣

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Quote: Cornholio
Look up what “Grolies” means. If a doctor writes that about you, punch him in the throat 😉😂

Message posted by Sandi on 03 November 2018 at 02:39

Sandi @ 03/11/2018 02:39:34

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17942

Faecal Encephalopathy = shit for brains

FTW = Frigging Train Wreck, (patient with multiple problems)

GFPO = Good For Parts Only

That's probably what it says on my medical records 🤣🤣🤣

Message posted by Sandi on 03 November 2018 at 02:54

Sandi @ 03/11/2018 02:54:52

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17942

🤣🤣🤣

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Quote: Catkins
Code Brown - does not mean that somebody bought chocolates 💩

UBI - Unexplained Beer Injury

Message posted by Sandi on 03 November 2018 at 09:37

Sandi @ 03/11/2018 09:37:22

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Nevermind what they write, my doctor is a proper weirdo.
He wants me to hold his balls while I cough 😕

Message posted by Deleted Member on 03 November 2018 at 10:19

Deleted Member @ 03/11/2018 10:19:56

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