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Tubbs4322

In: Brewood
Posts: 1

"Guka wena, uzoguka othandayo' which is a Zulu saying which means only someone who gives up grows old!

Message posted by Tubbs4322 on 29 October 2018 at 08:56

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Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17948

Nice thread Catkins, love your new pic too.
'If we're not meant to have midnight snacks why is there a light in the fridge?'

Message posted by Sandi on 29 October 2018 at 11:08

Sandi @ 29/10/2018 11:08:46

TheSlasher

In: chesterfield
Posts: 1318

If we were all bus drivers, there would be no passengers

Message posted by TheSlasher on 29 October 2018 at 14:52

TheSlasher @ 29/10/2018 14:52:25

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

"You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it true. You may have to work for it however"

Richard Bach, Illusions

"If people were meant to pop out of bed, we’d all sleep in toasters"

Garfield

Message posted by Deleted Member on 29 October 2018 at 18:52

Deleted Member @ 29/10/2018 18:52:31

Biker lovin Blonde

In: Gainsborough
Posts: 1471

"Action may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action".

Message posted by Biker lovin Blonde on 29 October 2018 at 19:58

Biker lovin Blonde @ 29/10/2018 19:58:02

rowanblossom

In: Manchester
Posts: 29717

When you dance, your purpose is not to get to a certain place on the floor. It's to enjoy each step along the way.

Dr Wayne Dyer

Message posted by rowanblossom on 30 October 2018 at 23:08

rowanblossom @ 30/10/2018 23:08:48

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17948

'you know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake'

Bob Monkhouse

Message posted by Sandi on 01 November 2018 at 20:35

Sandi @ 01/11/2018 20:35:57

Psychedelic Biker

In: Penrith
Posts: 1

Never let the bastards get you down.

Message posted by Psychedelic Biker on 09 November 2018 at 06:43

Psychedelic Biker @ 09/11/2018 06:43:34

TheSlasher

In: chesterfield
Posts: 1318

Head down, keep going

Message posted by TheSlasher on 18 November 2018 at 00:34

TheSlasher @ 18/11/2018 00:34:43

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17948

Not a saying as such, but something I said to a car driver, (while I was waiting to cross a road and he was waiting to get onto another road) with a mobile phone to his ear.

"If you removed the phone from your ear you may be able to see where you're going"

It took me a few minutes to realise what I'd said, then I burst out laughing. 🤣

Message posted by Sandi on 18 November 2018 at 08:30

Sandi @ 18/11/2018 08:30:47

GL Blue

In: essex
Posts: 3693

One i heard many moons ago (Make sure your brains in gear before you start your mouth)

Message posted by GL Blue on 18 November 2018 at 10:00

GL Blue @ 18/11/2018 10:00:01

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

If you pay peanuts...... You get monkeys....

Message posted by Deleted Member on 19 November 2018 at 18:55

Deleted Member @ 19/11/2018 18:55:31

Techne

In: Nottingham
Posts: 160

Loved this for years - I cut it out and stuck it on my artbin when I was 17 - it’s still there!!!!

Some call it laziness, I call it deep thought.
Garfield

Message posted by Techne on 19 November 2018 at 23:42

Techne @ 19/11/2018 23:42:49

jinx57

In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149

"When you're up to your arse in alligators,it's difficult to remember the original intention was to drain the swamp"

Message posted by jinx57 on 21 November 2018 at 11:49

jinx57 @ 21/11/2018 11:49:45

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Mad dogs and English men go out in the midday sun ☀....... (I had a mad dog 🐶 💖 and I'm English 😂😂🤣)

Message posted by Deleted Member on 21 November 2018 at 17:32

Deleted Member @ 21/11/2018 17:32:26

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Choose your battles........

Message posted by Deleted Member on 21 November 2018 at 17:33

Deleted Member @ 21/11/2018 17:33:03

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Those who mind, don't matter
And
Those who matter, don't mind....

Message posted by Deleted Member on 21 November 2018 at 17:34

Deleted Member @ 21/11/2018 17:34:15

GL Blue

In: essex
Posts: 3693

What we have here is a failier to comunicate---Cool hand luke

Message posted by GL Blue on 27 July 2019 at 11:47

GL Blue @ 27/07/2019 11:47:53

Serendipity68

In: Bristol
Posts: 9

Work related but I use it often: if a client tells you the sky is blue go out and check first before you agree with them 😉

Message posted by Serendipity68 on 14 February 2022 at 08:29

Serendipity68 @ 14/02/2022 08:29:11

Strom67

In: Hilton, Cambs
Posts: 12766

"I would challenge you to a battle of wits... but I see that you are unarmed."

William Shakespeare

Message posted by Strom67 on 16 February 2022 at 15:21

Strom67 @ 16/02/2022 15:21:21

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