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7 Posts | Latest reply on 12/12/2007 09:08:39 by bikerchick1966 | Go to original / last post

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bikerchick1966

In: Derby
Posts: 2535

3 men die on Christmas Eve. To get into heaven, St Peter says " you must have something on you that represents Christmas" The Englishman flicks his lighter on and says "its a candle" and St Peter lets him pass. The Welshman pulls out a set of keys, jingles them and says "these are bells". St Peter lets him pass. The Irishman pulls out a G String and St Peter says "How the f**k does that represent Christmas?" Paddy replied "They're Carols!!!"

Message posted by bikerchick1966 on 10 December 2007 at 18:52

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Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17942

Message posted by Sandi on 11 December 2007 at 03:05

Sandi @ 11/12/2007 03:05:51

nina

In: Barnsley
Posts: 487

lmao good 1

Message posted by nina on 11 December 2007 at 03:06

nina @ 11/12/2007 03:06:58

Nutkin68

In: Hull
Posts: 4203

That, was class !!

Message posted by Nutkin68 on 11 December 2007 at 04:15

Nutkin68 @ 11/12/2007 04:15:58

bikerchick1966

In: Derby
Posts: 2535

Simplest jokes are always the best N68 arent they? Got anymore anyone?

Message posted by bikerchick1966 on 11 December 2007 at 05:48

bikerchick1966 @ 11/12/2007 05:48:28

skins

In: Sutton in Ashfie
Posts: 519

Cant publish the ones i know...lol

Message posted by skins on 12 December 2007 at 07:12

skins @ 12/12/2007 07:12:24

bikerchick1966

In: Derby
Posts: 2535

Oh you spoil spoilt Skins!

Message posted by bikerchick1966 on 12 December 2007 at 09:08

bikerchick1966 @ 12/12/2007 09:08:39

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