HAD THIS MESSAGE FROM A MATE BY EMAIL MESSAGE READS.   DID I LIKE   NUT ANOTHER TO IT SEND RETARD A LIKE THIS READING SWEET   YOUR   TOOK YOU   SINCE     NOW READ IT BACKWARDS AND SMILE.  WHAT DO YOU THINK?                                                                                                                                                                             

Brill                                                                                                                                                                             

                                                                                                                                                                             

  Jack are you sure he's a mate?                                                                                                                                                                                 

love it !!                                                                                                                                                                             

Very good...                                                                                                                                                                             

How about this one kwak. A man sitting on the edgeof the bed,observing his wife, looking at herselfin the mirror,since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like for her birthday.   I'd like to be six again she replied,still looking the mirror.   On the morning of her birthday,he roseearly made her a big bowl of lucky charms,and then took her to six flags theme park.  What a day!   He put her on every ride in the park; the death ride, the wall of fear, the screaming monster roller coaster, everything there was.   Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.   He then took her to a mcdonalds where he ordered.   A happy meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.   Then off to a movie, popcorn,a soda pop, and her favorite candy, m&m's. what a fabulous adventure!   Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed on the bed exhausted.he leaned over to his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,"well dear what was it like being six again".   Her eyes slowly opened and her expression changed. "I meant my dress size, you dumb ass".   The moral of the story:even when a man is listening,he is most likely to get it wrong.                                                                                                                                                                              

 nice one!                                                                                                                                                                              

Even better...                                                                                                                                                                             

WHY THANKYOU BIKERCHICK AND MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU.I DO TRY MY BEST.