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274 Posts | Latest reply on 05/06/2008 07:54:04 by M.S. | Go to original / last post

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Deleted Member

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Chhers hun,lol

Message posted by Deleted Member on 02 June 2008 at 17:14

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Cheers hun,lol

Message posted by Deleted Member on 02 June 2008 at 17:15

Deleted Member @ 02/06/2008 17:15:11

Deleted Member

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Chhers hun,lol

Message posted by Deleted Member on 02 June 2008 at 17:15

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geoffb2005

In: Leeds
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Kung Fu was practised by Shaolin monks in China, although it did actually originate in India. Karate, this time referenced as being Japanese originated in Okinawa. Sad I know, but for some reason felt the need to politely correct.

Message posted by geoffb2005 on 03 June 2008 at 09:25

geoffb2005 @ 03/06/2008 09:25:41

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Thanks for that geoffb,the person who sent me that joke has now been suitably chastised and this type of error will never happen again,I have made sure of it.

Message posted by Deleted Member on 03 June 2008 at 15:40

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M.S.

In: Bedworth.
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Geoffb. Where did the shovel originate.

Message posted by M.S. on 03 June 2008 at 15:47

M.S. @ 03/06/2008 15:47:31

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His hand M.S lol

Message posted by Deleted Member on 03 June 2008 at 15:49

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M.S.

In: Bedworth.
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Speaking of origins. My mate picked up a box of 'Dajeeling' tea (Sorry if I spelt it wrong) from the 'Cheap ' shelf at Tesco. He bought it for his Mum cos she's always drinking tea. When he gave it to her, she looked at the label and told him that she didn't fancy drinking any of that Indian muck. My mate asked her what tea did she drink? She replied 'Yorkshire tea'. My mate retorted 'And where the hell do you think that comes from. The bloody foothills of the Yorkshire Dales?'

Message posted by M.S. on 03 June 2008 at 15:55

M.S. @ 03/06/2008 15:55:56

Scary

In: Somerset
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A family are driving behind a bin lorry, when a dildo flies out and hits their windscreen. Trying to protect her young daughters innocence, the mother sayd " Gosh! that was a big insect" To which her daughter replied "It was, but I'm surprised it can fly with a cock that big"

Message posted by Scary on 04 June 2008 at 04:06

Scary @ 04/06/2008 04:06:36

Scary

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Message posted by Scary on 04 June 2008 at 04:06

Scary @ 04/06/2008 04:06:38

tangoman60

In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862

ok got t the first time!i aint senile yet!

Message posted by tangoman60 on 04 June 2008 at 04:36

tangoman60 @ 04/06/2008 04:36:00

Scary

In: Somerset
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Just like seeing the words "big cock" on the forum....had to do it twice!!!

Message posted by Scary on 04 June 2008 at 04:37

Scary @ 04/06/2008 04:37:32

tangoman60

In: Weymouth
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everything twice?

Message posted by tangoman60 on 04 June 2008 at 04:39

tangoman60 @ 04/06/2008 04:39:13

Scary

In: Somerset
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Big Cock......as many times as I can !!!!

Message posted by Scary on 04 June 2008 at 04:41

Scary @ 04/06/2008 04:41:12

tangoman60

In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862

its only9.45am an whats on our minds?

Message posted by tangoman60 on 04 June 2008 at 04:44

tangoman60 @ 04/06/2008 04:44:16

tangoman60

In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862

not big cocks in my case thank yu

Message posted by tangoman60 on 04 June 2008 at 04:45

tangoman60 @ 04/06/2008 04:45:11

tangoman60

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i,d like one mind yu!

Message posted by tangoman60 on 04 June 2008 at 04:45

tangoman60 @ 04/06/2008 04:45:46

tangoman60

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not there!

Message posted by tangoman60 on 04 June 2008 at 04:46

tangoman60 @ 04/06/2008 04:46:11

Scary

In: Somerset
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All this fowl language.....Its clucking ace!!!

Message posted by Scary on 04 June 2008 at 04:46

Scary @ 04/06/2008 04:46:26

tangoman60

In: Weymouth
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trouble is they wake yu up in the morning!

Message posted by tangoman60 on 04 June 2008 at 04:47

tangoman60 @ 04/06/2008 04:47:51

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