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Ragnar

In: London
Posts: 34794

You can GET chocolate.

Chocolate satisfies even when it's gone soft.
You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
You can have chocolate in in public.
If you bite the nuts, the chocolate won't mind.
The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
No need to fake your enjoyment of chocolate.
Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
Size doesn't matter -- though more is still better.

Message posted by Ragnar on 20 November 2015 at 21:03

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Ragnar @ 20/11/2015 21:03:59

Ragnar

In: London
Posts: 34794

I don't really think chocolate is better then sex, I just get more chocolate Unhappy

Message posted by Ragnar on 21 November 2015 at 21:09

Ragnar @ 21/11/2015 21:09:04

Ragnar

In: London
Posts: 34794

Dark then white Big smile

Message posted by Ragnar on 23 November 2015 at 10:25

Ragnar @ 23/11/2015 10:25:03

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Chocolate doesn't
Get headaches
get boring
Get tired
Lose interest
Go off with someone else

Chocolate always
Tastes nice
Looks good
Smells nice
Is always there when you want it

Message posted by Deleted Member on 30 December 2019 at 21:09

Deleted Member @ 30/12/2019 21:09:15

Lindsay

In: Leeds
Posts: 15126

I suppose it depends heavily upon who you are eating chocolate with.🤔🙄😄

Message posted by Lindsay on 14 January 2020 at 09:26

Lindsay @ 14/01/2020 09:26:38

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I suppose it depends heavily upon who you are eating chocolate with.🤔🙄😄...

and whether you prefer sweet or savory snacks

Message posted by Deleted Member on 19 January 2020 at 14:38

Deleted Member @ 19/01/2020 14:38:34

Lindsay

In: Leeds
Posts: 15126

I love chocolate ... But I think the other option wins outright for the first time in many, many years!! 😉🤣😂🤣👍🏻🤫

Message posted by Lindsay on 20 January 2020 at 09:58

Lindsay @ 20/01/2020 09:58:03

GL Blue

In: essex
Posts: 3693

Depends on how often you eat chocolate

Message posted by GL Blue on 20 January 2020 at 10:46

GL Blue @ 20/01/2020 10:46:50

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I love chocolate ... But I think the other option wins outright for the first time in many, many years!! 😉🤣😂🤣👍🏻🤫...

I concur completely Lindsay

Message posted by Deleted Member on 20 January 2020 at 20:05

Deleted Member @ 20/01/2020 20:05:41

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