Winter Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRE REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETEDBy Friday, January 31st, 2014 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVELOF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS. Class 1 Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a ThermostatStep by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 2 Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Drive Past Marks & Spencer Without Stopping?--Group Debate. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between a Handbag and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 Curling Tongs--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginningAt 7:00 PM Class 6 How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Programme.Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM Class 7 Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?Open Forum.Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. Class 8 Health Watch -They Make Medicine for PMT - and How To Use It! Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 9 I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. Class 10 How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. Class 11 Learning to Live - How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield .Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined Class 12 How to Shop by Yourself. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Upon completion of ANY of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.                                                                                                                                                                              

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr your pushin your luck there young man 

you wont be getting a diploma then... coz you wont be surviving ....

come on ladies let's get him an teach him a thing or three
                                                                                                                                                                             

        So which one will you be signing up for Suzi?                                                                                                                                                                             

Unfortunately for the particular college running your courses they seem to have created all the courses i Do Not need !!!!

i dont have any problems or need of training in any of the above listed so either im not a woman or you still need to be taught a lesson hahaaaaaaaaa

and i think its defo the latter which ones will you do!!! hang on... i may need a slight number 3 ... at a push tho i dont have to stop every time!!
                                                                                                                                                                             

Read the classes available for men that HFG posted a good while ago:

http://www.bikermatch.co.uk/sites/bm/forum/posts.asp?topic_id=5682                                                                                                                                                                             

get him suz i will help.

                                                                                                                                                                             

Class 1 - What's that about?                                                                                                                                                                              

i thought class 1 might be interestign till i saw the word thermostat....  

ok Ellie your on
                                                                                                                                                                             

Like I would do anything to upset you lovely ladies, I only was trying to be helpful.   PS, Number 9 looks like a good class to take                                                                                                                                                                             

you boys love it really ~ so much more interesting Gremlin 

so many more things to find out and hidden treasures... , so many more buttons to play with in all sorts of different ways   

                                                                                                                                                                             

I wanna know what the purple x one does ... Mine must av dropped off cos i aint got one of those.... Either that or im a basic standard version not the ultra deluxe.                                                                                                                                                                             

hahahahahaha GBNP  .... aint it X marks the spot... that is teh easy one for the boys   then again each different model has a diff colour x and there are usually spots in various locations too i believe....... hahaaaaaaaaaa  

some boys are just lazy..... runs and hides leaving a trail of booby traps ....
                                                                                                                                                                             

                                                   "some boys are just lazy"   Maybe that's where your going wrong Suz   Leave the "boys" alone    Get yerself a "MAN"                                                                                                                                                                                   

haaaaa like it EMz  ...                                                                                                                                                                               

Oooh MZ ... you are one nawty geezer                                                                                                                                                                              

Think there should be one marked 0 to 11 ... 11 being the loudest :)
                                                                                                                                                                             

if men could find the right button (on /off) it wouldn't be a problem but as we all no men don't read instructions                                                                                                                                                                              

Some of us dont need instructions .. some of us know EXACTLY where the button is
                                                                                                                                                                             

really