No, not some chick from Oxfordshire who's good an' noisy in the sack but a disc lock I picked up this week. Always been wary of disc locks coz of the horror stories I've heard about people leaving them on and trying ti ride off but this baby has an answer to that. It's fitted with an alarm that gives 4 warning bleeps if the bikes moved at all and only gives off the full alarm if its then moved again within 10 seconds, so if you forget its on and sit on the bike you WILL be reminded!
The alarm mode is very sensitive, I have to remember to put the light weight biker cover on first because even the slight tremors caused by tugging that on can set the alarm off, and yes, its been set off once already just by the wind rocking the bike but I reckon its still a useful bit of kit for securing your bike while your out and about and cant be bothered lugging a chain around