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Matt

In: Veldhoven
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Over the next couple 7 days, I'm advertising the site a lot.  As such, the site MAY get bombarded with new visitors.   This MAY cause performance issues, depending on how well the servers cope with the traffic.   I need to know if anybody experiences any serious performance issues (Over a prolonged period of time) over the next week.   This may also be a good time for you to create a MatchMaker alert if you haven't already done so.   Cheers everyone!                                                                                                                                                                             
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Speedy Claire

In: Liverpool
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"This MAY cause performance issues"   Bit personal isn`t it??? I doubt the blokes on the site are going to admit to that!!! Clown                                                                                                                                                                             
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LOL Clap Now that made me smile today                                                                                                                                                                              
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Matt

In: Veldhoven
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haha trust you claire!   If the site does bomb out, then I need to stop the advertising you see.   But I'll be in work, so cant monitor the site during the day.                                                                                                                                                                             
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Blueboy955i

In: Darlington
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Well, I like to think that I'll not experience any 'serious performance issues (Over a prolonged period of time)' LOL                                                                                                                                                                             
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In: Huddersfield, W
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  Going by the title I thought Matt was telling us that new members were waving at him, I was thinking what good eye sight he must have lol                                                                                                                                                                             
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scaffmantriumph

In: bristol
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Yo claire they got some stuff called viagra, just in case so the slackers should be ok. Incedently a truck load of viagra crashed into central reservation on m5 spilling it's load everywhere, police say the motorway now has 2 hard shouldersLOL                                                                                                                                                                             
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scaffmantriumph

In: bristol
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You can also get viagra creams  Eye cream that makes you look hard   hand cream that makes you feel hard and i think there is a ear cream 4 the hard of hearingLOL                                                                                                                                                                             
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Matt

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hahaha - God dammit u lot LOL                                                                                                                                                                             
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Brilliant scaffmanClap takes a lot to make me smile in the morningLOL                                                                                                                                                                              
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Speedy Claire

In: Liverpool
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Very good Scaffman Thumbs Up  i run clinic for erectile dysfunction so if any of you blokes do happen to experience any "serious performance issues" over the weekend and don`t feel comfortable discussing it with Matt make an appt. to see me, first available appointment not til a week on Thursday Hug                                                                                                                                                                             
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Matt

In: Veldhoven
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Performance issues asside, what if it's 'down' completely? LOL                                                                                                                                                                             
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Speedy Claire

In: Liverpool
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Shocked Are you trying to tell me you`re experiencing problems!!!!  Obviously would require a more detailed and thorough assessment and would involve a physical examination too so you`d best book a double appointment!  No fear tho i`m sure i can sort it out for you Clown                                                                                                                                                                             
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Matt

In: Veldhoven
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Well it would appear to be 'up' right now, the site, so I don't need your technical expertise thanks anyway Pinch lol                                                                                                                                                                             
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bikerwitch

In: brighouse
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Hug well its not quite a wave but its a hug from a new member  Hi im bikerwitch (shel)  xx                                                                                                                                                                             
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Matt

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There's that wave I was talking about! haha Thumbs Up Hi BW and welcome aboard                                                                                                                                                                             


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