If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your arse and find something better. If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference. If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're insensitive. If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If she asks you, it's a favour. If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob. If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful. If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist. If you're not, you're not ambitious. If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.                                                                                                                                                                             

Aint that so.......... x                                                                                                                                                                             

Men cant win its easy " its because their men"
                                                                                                                                                                             

  Cos women never play fair   They ALWAYS change the rules   But never tell us what they "were"   Never mind what they "are"                                                                                                                                                                               

I always play FAIR 
( I give as good as I get )

I never change my Mind
(only if I have to just to keep the peace)

I always tell where l was
( Why not)

I always mind what I say
( Answer in Q 1)
                                                                                                                                                                             

    You're just a "goody two shoes"   Too good to be true                                                                                                                                                                               

Well as they say " I'm practically perfect in every way" 
believe that and your believe anything
                                                                                                                                                                             

  I'm easily lead, that's my trouble                                                                                                                                                                              

Most men are, thats why the divorce rate is so high as men dont want to grow old gracefully and want to prove they still got it (what ever that is)
                                                                                                                                                                             

  Hahahahahaha well I suppose that's one theory   It was only a "throw away" line about being easily lead   I'm old enough and savvy enough to make my own mind up these days   And although I might (to some) be growing old "disgracefully"   I can assure you I've never lost "it" whatever "it" was   Maybe it's because I still ride a motorbike   Which a lot of "normal" folk still equate with youth & anti-social behaviour                                                                                                                                                                               

o my goodness what a crock of ................ men cant win cose there never read the instructions thy say i no what im doing and the never ask for directions  
mz wouldn't have u any other way hugs xx                                                                                                                                                                             

  KC, more often than not I write the  instructions   AND ..... I do ask for directions, if I don't know where I am                                                                                                                                                                               

thats you i wounded change you at all mz hugs xxx                                                                                                                                                                              

Trouble is woman come without instructions                                                                                                                                                                              

...and men do ? x                                                                                                                                                                             

colin675 i got instructions .light the blue touch  paper and stand well back .......                                                                                                                                                                             

 . . or wear gloves when handling .. . slippery when wet .. .. do not leave unattended near machinery .. ..                                                                                                                                                                              

I think that relationships between men and women are like a dance - only thing is - a lot of men dont dance !                                                                                                                                                                              

they are too butch for a dance Jood
men can't win cos they spend so much time thinking they are smarter than women....which we let you believe as it keeps you busy...I'd say keeps men out of trouble, but that would be an oxymoron.                                                                                                                                                                             

  Hey       Who you callin a  moron   RB           I do get into trouble a lot though       @ Jood ... pleased you said ... "a lot" of men      Shows a balanced view     Rare in a woman