talking of shit,no one knocked on the door all yesterday so I thought I'd get rid of some shit,sat there for two minutes deep in thought when a shithead Britishitgas salesman knocks on the shitting door halway through my Henry the 3rd What shitty thing to do to someone,b*****d shit for brains.

awwww...Oggy....that's poo!!!!!.....sorry - that's a shit kicker!!                                                                                                                                                                              

It did cross my mind to kick the shit out of him                                                                                                                                                                              

So you think you know shit?????   Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation.    Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt.    Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep &. Schitt Inc.   In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.                 Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out.  After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.   Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living With them she wanted to keep her previous name.  She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.   Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.   Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding.   The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.  Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.  He recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Piza Schitt.      So now if someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them. Not only do you know Jack, you know his whole family!                                                                                                                                                                                

enlightening!                                                                                                                                                                             

Steve 55 - that's cracking good shit mate!!!                                                                                                                                                                              

Never try to hold a shit for more than hour,makes your breath smell.                                                                                                                                                                             

                                                                                                                                                                             

Oggy said 'Never try to hold a shit for more than hour,makes your breath smell. ' Question - how do you know that????? (do I really wanna know the answer?????                                                                                                                                                                              

I've noticed it with people I've work with & 'X' g/f's.oh & the x wife not something from personal expirence.Ask  someone to try it & check it out  & remember,if a date has bad breath,ask them if they need the toilet.

sewers back up an smell so guess that makes sense!                                                                                                                                                                             

 spot on

jus dont burp an  follow through!!!                                                                                                                                                                             

 @ tangoman                                                                                                                                                                             

at me or with me diane ,incedently yu have same surname,sorry mine with a p!                                                                                                                                                                             

Tis actually very true.... and am speaking from personal experience but only as a nurse lol....  people can become so consipated that they can smell of poo and will then go on to  actually vomit faeces!!!!!    Have experienced it many times so if your date smells of poo then would suggest you advise him/her to seek medical help immediately lmao   Moving on!..................                                                                                                                                                                                

aint life funny!lern sommat new every day!subscription well worth the money!!                                                                                                                                                                              

sorry cbr gonna carry on its so entertainin!                                                                                                                                                                             

 jesus,Claire! brings a whole new meaning to shitbreath & spewing a load of shit.