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cbrbabe

In: Bedfordshire
Posts: 140

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's shit .. that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, And tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!! You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit! Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you have a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happen to catch a load of shit from some shit-head........... Well, Shit Happens!!!

Message posted by cbrbabe on 25 August 2007 at 07:46

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darkcarnival

In: Blackburn
Posts: 1648

Certainly made me smile!

Message posted by darkcarnival on 25 August 2007 at 08:23

darkcarnival @ 25/08/2007 08:23:39

Matt

In: Veldhoven
Posts: 8053

That was excellent!

Message posted by Matt on 25 August 2007 at 09:34 Matt @ 25/08/2007 09:34:20

tagon

In: Pontypool
Posts: 103

that was good, made me smiles..

Message posted by tagon on 25 August 2007 at 14:30

tagon @ 25/08/2007 14:30:20

fjr_graham

In: Sheffield/Barnsl
Posts: 381

Nice one cbr ... love it !!!

Message posted by fjr_graham on 25 August 2007 at 15:13

fjr_graham @ 25/08/2007 15:13:42

tangoman60

In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862

couldnt give a shit!!!

Message posted by tangoman60 on 25 August 2007 at 17:51

tangoman60 @ 25/08/2007 17:51:47

cbrbabe

In: Bedfordshire
Posts: 140

what a surprise!!!!!!!

Message posted by cbrbabe on 25 August 2007 at 19:09

cbrbabe @ 25/08/2007 19:09:49

In: Derbyshire
Posts: 7960

nice one cbr LOL

Message posted by RC on 25 August 2007 at 20:00

RC @ 25/08/2007 20:00:06

dragon

In: notts
Posts: 554

Message posted by dragon on 25 August 2007 at 20:15

dragon @ 25/08/2007 20:15:33

notsobigmac

In: derby
Posts: 26

thats good shit cbr!!!love it.

Message posted by notsobigmac on 25 August 2007 at 21:03

notsobigmac @ 25/08/2007 21:03:21

In: Wellingborough
Posts: 4452

Message posted by Di on 26 August 2007 at 12:40

Di @ 26/08/2007 12:40:26

bluesbiker

In: Birmingham in th
Posts: 2510

made me smile like a pig shit! Big smile

Message posted by bluesbiker on 26 August 2007 at 15:52

bluesbiker @ 26/08/2007 15:52:57

bluesbiker

In: Birmingham in th
Posts: 2510

in. LOL

Message posted by bluesbiker on 26 August 2007 at 15:53

bluesbiker @ 26/08/2007 15:53:30

Oggy

In: Ely. Cambs
Posts: 2118

sounds like a load of shit to me

Message posted by Oggy on 26 August 2007 at 15:59

Oggy @ 26/08/2007 15:59:36

tangoman60

In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862

lot a shit goin down !!,sense bad shit man!rc,cbr,an the dragon the 3 stools!![sorry stooges!]stickin together like shit on a shoe!

Message posted by tangoman60 on 26 August 2007 at 16:58

tangoman60 @ 26/08/2007 16:58:53

In: Wellingborough
Posts: 4452

Message posted by Di on 26 August 2007 at 17:00

Di @ 26/08/2007 17:00:03

actionman

In: Torbay
Posts: 156

I bow to your superiour grasp of the English language,the words crap & bollocks shall not be uttered again....shit rules!

Message posted by actionman on 26 August 2007 at 18:34

actionman @ 26/08/2007 18:34:48

firebladekid

In: norwich
Posts: 735

the most functional english word is . IF

Message posted by firebladekid on 26 August 2007 at 19:43

firebladekid @ 26/08/2007 19:43:47

Oggy

In: Ely. Cambs
Posts: 2118

thats shit mate

Message posted by Oggy on 26 August 2007 at 20:18

Oggy @ 26/08/2007 20:18:03

FlameRed

In: Darlington
Posts: 454

Shit, that was funny!!

Message posted by FlameRed on 27 August 2007 at 20:03

FlameRed @ 27/08/2007 20:03:34

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