Why Motorcycles are better than women • Your motorcycle doesn't get upset when you forget it's birthday.• You don't have to talk to your motorcycle after you ride it. • You can choke your motorcycle. • Your motorcycle doesn't get mad when you ignore it for a month or so. • Motorcycles don't get jealous if you come home with grease under your fingernails. • Motorcycles don't snore. • Your motorcycle won't wake you up at 3:00 AM and ask you if you love it. • Your motorcycle won't leave you for another rider. • You don't have to pay child support / alimony to an ex-motorcycle. • If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again. • If your Motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts. • If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it. • If your Motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it. • If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it. • If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks. • If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler. • If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it. • It's always OK to use tie downs on your Motorcycle. • Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride. • Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden. • Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have. • Motorcycles don't care if you are late. • Motorcycles don't get pregnant. • Motorcycles don't have parents. • Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider. • Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines. • Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong. • Motorcycles last longer. • Motorcycles only need their fluids changed every 2,000 miles. • Motorcycles' curves never sag. • New Motorcycles must be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for them, you don't get them. • When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same time. • You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up. • You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get sore. • You can ride a Motorcycle any time of the month. • You can share your Motorcycle with your friends. • You can't get diseases from a Motorcycle you don't know very well.• You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle. • You don't have to convince your Motorcycle that you're a motorcyclist and that you think that Motorcycles are equals. • You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Motorcycle. • You don't have to take a shower before riding your Motorcycle.• You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Motorcycle when the old one is worn. • Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles.• Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump it. • Your Motorcycle doesn't car what you're wearing when you take it out. • Wearing two fresh rubbers makes riding a bike MORE enjoyable. • The rashes you get from motorcycles go away without those painful IM Penicillin shots. • One gets in no trouble for storing disassembled pieces of the motorcycle in the basement. • Disassembling the motorcycle is done out of pleasure rather than need. • Motorcycles always sound pleasant. • Unlike women FAT motorcycles aren't cheap dates.                                                                                                                                                                             

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh,  BD......So funny to read that, but, im waiting to see what other responses you get...(waits patiently)... x                                                                                                                                                                             

He's right of course! lol                                                                                                                                                                             

A man right...isn't that the definition of hyperthetical:-   a) assumed or thought to exist and b) existing only as an idea or concept                                                                                                                                                                                   

LoL, only sharing the love                                                                                                                                                                              

  He has a point though                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  

Well none of my former bikes ever got pregnant so he must be right.                                                                                                                                                                             

if i was daft enough to get involved with this topic.............!!!it don't bear thinking about....ouch.                                                                                                                                                                             

On the flip side, just about all of the above could be reposted as "why motorcycles are better than men"..... so there!
                                                                                                                                                                             

  Doc!! You either dislike women or living, which is it?        PML @ 66 'none of my former bikes have ever got pregnant'    I'm not sure that's what is meant by riding a bike, next thing you'll be telling us you like sheep                                                                                                                                                                               

sandi,if feylin goes on this thread and mentions cumbrians and sheep,disown her and take no notice.....hahahahahaha                                                                                                                                                                             

LoL @ Sandi(ey)(ie)  I don't dilike either as a whole, just some                                                                                                                                                                              

    Jinx, ok, I will lol   Doc, ROFLMHO @ extra letters to my name                                                                                                                                                                              

HeeHee @ Sandi                                                                                                                                                                              

I think it should apply to men, certainly doesn't apply to me as I'm not the normal stereotyped female and do nine ( none I mean, NONE ) of those things,

As for sheep , well ..

Thanks Sandi for agreeing to disown me..x                                                                                                                                                                              

  <g> = giggles, soz Feylin, it was all Jinx' fault, 'onest