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Ragnar

In: London
Posts: 36457

Once upon a time, a perfect man meets the perfect woman. After the perfect courtship, they had the perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. being the perfect couple they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys, not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their car, soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa had a accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor? (scroll down to find out the answer) Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. Men keep scrolling. So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explans the car accident. By the way, if you're are a woman and still reading, this illustrates another point: Women never listen.

Message posted by Ragnar on 15 October 2012 at 11:55

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Emzed

In: Pickering
Posts: 7151

Message posted by Emzed on 15 October 2012 at 12:31

Emzed @ 15/10/2012 12:31:53

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

I aint listened Ragnar...so i read on...lmho..

Message posted by Deleted Member on 15 October 2012 at 13:01

Deleted Member @ 15/10/2012 13:01:46

jinx57

In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149

already know her, ta very much..............xxx

Message posted by jinx57 on 15 October 2012 at 14:07

jinx57 @ 15/10/2012 14:07:07

allison_2011

In: northwich
Posts: 2068

That's funny!!

Message posted by allison_2011 on 18 October 2012 at 23:51

allison_2011 @ 18/10/2012 23:51:49

kaycat

In: radcliffe Manche
Posts: 6331

errr there no santer errr that not true rag you are telling porkes
santer and the easter bunny were playing golf just the other day till the tooth fairy got all the holes mixed up

Message posted by kaycat on 19 October 2012 at 11:16

kaycat @ 19/10/2012 11:16:07

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

pmsl......it aint case of never listen ........ more case of nosey to the end.......

Message posted by Deleted Member on 20 October 2012 at 10:11

Deleted Member @ 20/10/2012 10:11:08

X Beanz X

In: Eaton Bray
Posts: 1306

WHAT ?
Santa doesn't exist ?
Cry

and I have been extra good

Message posted by X Beanz X on 20 October 2012 at 15:24

X Beanz X @ 20/10/2012 15:24:02

jinx57

In: Leonard Stanley
Posts: 28149

not what it says on my list....ho ho ho...x

Message posted by jinx57 on 22 October 2012 at 11:32

jinx57 @ 22/10/2012 11:32:27

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