for all my fellow bikers living in melton mowbay..if you know the roundabout after the bridge near b&q coming from leics..beware of a snooty cow in a black audi tt who thinks its ok to signal to turn off the roundabout and continue into melton and then deciedes to go round a bit further and turn off at the next exit instead...thanks for my ass muscle excercise routine for this week completed ...dozy cow..dobby

I generally suffer from two things...........   1) People decelerating at a rapid rate after seeing their turn at the last second, just as i am accelerating to overtake.   2) Morons at islands who do not seem to have indicators fitted to their cars as standard so you have to guess if they are going to turn across you or not !!!!!                                                                                                                                                                             

Wish i lived closer to Melton Mowbray.....(guess why )   ... "Run for her money springs to mind.".... GRRR !!!                                                                                                                                                                             

Before I was taxi driver did try out with Advanced Instructor and he told me "First things people forget when they pass test is indicators,they become a redundant circuit!!"                                                                                                                                                                             

its quite unnerving to find out just how many of my two wheeled friends come across not just the asshole drivers who just dont give a shit,but the lazy,i travel this route everyday ,i dont really need to concentrate sort of drivers which i think are actually worse coz you never know what there gonna do .you  can usually hear the assholes before there anywhere near you or you can see them in the rear view coming right up your ass knowing there gonna blow past if given that 30 yard gap between you and the oncoming lorry.its the im on the phone ,gotta get home for eastenders crowd that scare me.cananyone back me up on this or is it just me ?

Nope it's not just you,they jump in car "auto-pilot" home,changin CD's,txtin what they want 4 tea,feet up n' watch crap on TV!!Glad I don't use bike to commute,8 mins walk to work n' back!!                                                                                                                                                                             

Now this begs the question, is it a roundabout or an island ???
                                                                                                                                                                             

Depends how much it's been raining, an island is a land mass surrounded by water, in Britain it's probably an island.                                                                                                                                                                              

I just assume everyone I meet on the roads is an arsehole and a moron on the cusp of doing something retarded and am therefore never caught out.  Try it - it's called anticipation.                                                                                                                                                                              

  Famous last words? I hope not S S.   BJ, depends where ya come from, Nellie (Nottingham) calls a roundabout an island.  I dunno what Notts folk call an island.                                                                                                                                                                              

Admittedly my success thus far might be down to alternatively riding a loud Harley and an ex-police ST1100 with all the markings still on save for the blue stripes and 'POLICE' decals. :)

                                                                                                                                                                             

  or...you're just a jolly good rider?                                                                                                                                                                              

There's nothing 'jolly' about me.  :)

                                                                                                                                                                             

  Yep!                                                                                                                                                                              

never thought of putting police markings on the lex ,dont think it could pull it off.lol