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This is a thread to ask those deep philosophical questions that really need answering. My first one is: Why does my toaster go up to a heat setting of 9 when it incinerates bread on 4?                                                                                                                                                                             
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You get what you pay for in a pound shop!   Why is it called a pair of trousers, when there is only one item?                                                                                                                                                                             
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its a pair of legs!                                                                                                                                                                             
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So why can't you buy a one legged trouser, if that is all you need?                                                                                                                                                                              
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Why is something you've lost always in the last place you look?                                                                                                                                                                             
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wh is it you fancy the pants of someone who doesnt fancy you back?                                                                                                                                                                             
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Why is it unacceptable for women to make the first move?                                                                                                                                                                             
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When it’s all said and done, will you have said more than you’ve done?                                                                                                                                                                             
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Why is the volume control on the telly or other Audio Device listed up to 50 or even more when your ears will bleed if it goes above 20?                                                                                                                                                                             
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why, when this country is broke and we're all (all except the rich that is) suffering from cutbacks and low wages and lack of jobs     IS THIS COUNTRY GIVING MONEY TO OTHER COUNTRIES                                                                                                                                                                             
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When it saws "free cash withdrawal", why do they deduct the money out of your account?                                                                                                                                                                             
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As cats always fall on their feet and toast lands butter side up, what would happen if you strapped a slice of buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it?
Would it spin in mid air?                                                                                                                                                                             
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Why is it when people ask you how you are, they don't really listen when you tell them.                                                                                                                                                                             
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Why does a "Free House" charge you for the beer?                                                                                                                                                                             
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Why when the telly adverts come on does the volume going up ten-fold deafening you??!!                                                                                                                                                                              
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Why do people ask silly questions that make my brain hurt ....Wacko

By the way, you always find the thing you've lost in the last place you look cos who'd keep on looking if they'd found what they were looking for ??????????????LOL                                                                                                                                                                             
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Do you want mustard on your hotdog, Spock.                                                                                                                                                                             
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If moths like the light so much why do they come out at night?                                                                                                                                                                             
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in answer to your question about the cat and the toast tim..... if you put the toast on the cats back and the cat lands on its feet then clearly the toast is also going to land butter side up.... so no problemo.... that is of course unless you put the toast butter side down on top of the cat Wink...Wacko   in the pics of the "moon landing" where does the light come from that causes the shadows Ermm.... the spotlights in the hanger it was all set up in maybe....Party                                                                                                                                                                              
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What is the meaning of life...

Why do people thank you when they get out of a lift....                                                                                                                                                                             


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