Another one for the ladies! (Sorry guys!)

9 Posts | Latest reply on 16/07/2007 05:27:06 by Di | Go to original / last post
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Dulali

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A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged masculine features.  However, when she is menstruating she prefers a man dowsed in petrol, set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump jammed up his backside!   Sorry, may be way off for a newbie but just received this by text and had the strangest urge to post it!   I don't understand the joke myself !!!!                                                                                                                                                                             
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ClapClapBig smile   Good one lol                                                                                                                                                                             
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LOL                                                                                                                                                                             
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bluesbiker

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My timing must be 'kin terrible! GeekLOL                                                                                                                                                                             
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Dulali

In: Harwich
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Why is that then blues? - Have you had a nasty episode involving a cricket stump? - Do tell all.............                                                                                                                                                                             
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bluesbiker

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It's the reaon i stopped bothering to send anyone messages. I will say no more.                                                                                                                                                                              
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cbrbabe

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very good Dulali and welcome, me thinks you'll fit in well here....Not that us ladies have any thing against the men folk!!!!! LOLThumbs Up                                                                                                                                                                             
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Bloody hell!! & you seemed so sweet too!!Confused Right lads,lets all find a pub where we can hide for at least 5 days once a month Thumbs Up           Just kidding,I actualy did find it amusing                                                                                                                                                                               
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Di

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Just do wot scooby does lads, go hide under a table til it's safe to come out again! Big smile                                                                                                                                                                             


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