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130 Posts | Latest reply on 16/08/2007 14:52:53 by Sandi | Go to original / last post

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Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

Just as a bit of fun, simply post a complete (non-malicious) whopper about the poster before yourself. So for example say the poster before me was called " Abcd", i'd right something like: "Abcd likes to eat curry for breakfast, lunch and dinner 7 days a week!" and so on and so on... You with me?He goes with, the poster before me eats curry for breakfast, lunch and dinner 7 days a week!

Message posted by Deleted Member on 14 July 2007 at 21:45

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Deleted Member @ 14/07/2007 21:45:35

In: Derbyshire
Posts: 7960

ok here goes

Arf likes to run around in a fluffy pink dress eatin a mcflurry LOL

Message posted by RC on 14 July 2007 at 21:52

RC @ 14/07/2007 21:52:39

dazpants

In: Blackpool
Posts: 86

Rock Chick keeps a mountain goat, with its coat dyed many different tones, in her back garden. Simply because she feels it adds a splash of colour, as the flowers have failed to bloom this summer.

Message posted by dazpants on 14 July 2007 at 22:35

dazpants @ 14/07/2007 22:35:41

dazpants

In: Blackpool
Posts: 86

Rock Chick keeps a mountain goat, with its coat dyed many different tones, in her back garden. Simply because she feels it adds a splash of colour, as the flowers have failed to bloom this summer.

Message posted by dazpants on 14 July 2007 at 22:36

dazpants @ 14/07/2007 22:36:08

earthwind

In: Liverpool
Posts: 1834

dazz pants is called this because of the gold larmey suit that he wears in the privacy of his own home every third sunday of the month and occasionally when he pops out to go buy his ice cream and bacon from asda

Message posted by earthwind on 14 July 2007 at 22:45

earthwind @ 14/07/2007 22:45:12

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17948

earthwind got her name when she was on her first camping trip. She took loads of tins of beans with her and everywhere she went after that everyone knew she was arriving before she got there, if ya see what I mean

Oh boy! am I goina be in trouble now rofl

Well... Arf said tell a 'whopper' (blame him)

Message posted by Sandi on 15 July 2007 at 04:08

Sandi @ 15/07/2007 04:08:12

ladyrider

In: abergele
Posts: 111

oh dear kwak its plain to me that ur the one thats had beans for tea,the smile on your face gives it away released the evil up up n away

Message posted by ladyrider on 15 July 2007 at 09:02

ladyrider @ 15/07/2007 09:02:49

earthwind

In: Liverpool
Posts: 1834

lady rider is smiling because she has been given the choice bewtween a holiday in the bahamas and one in rhyl and she has chosen rhyl because for her this will always be the town of her dreams. She used to be a pole dancer there when she was younger. Now i am in trouble

Message posted by earthwind on 15 July 2007 at 18:48

earthwind @ 15/07/2007 18:48:15

Deleted Member

In: NA
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earthwind is always dreaming about the fresh faced toy boy she keeps locked under the stairs

Message posted by Deleted Member on 15 July 2007 at 18:55

Deleted Member @ 15/07/2007 18:55:51

earthwind

In: Liverpool
Posts: 1834

I wish lmao you gonna get it scooby has got a ladder in his spider man suit and is now trying to decide which nail varnish will be the best to use so it wont clash with his handcuffs.

Message posted by earthwind on 15 July 2007 at 19:01

earthwind @ 15/07/2007 19:01:41

earthwind

In: Liverpool
Posts: 1834

Message posted by earthwind on 15 July 2007 at 19:02

earthwind @ 15/07/2007 19:02:34

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17948

ROFPML @ E W's whopper about scooby

Message posted by Sandi on 15 July 2007 at 20:26

Sandi @ 15/07/2007 20:26:11

Deleted Member

In: NA
Posts: 0

kwak thought of a very whitty whopper to tell about earthwind but refrained from posting it cos as we all know she is a very shy & quiet sort of girl

Message posted by Deleted Member on 15 July 2007 at 22:45

Deleted Member @ 15/07/2007 22:45:05

ladyrider

In: abergele
Posts: 111

scooby doooo the truth is out u went to rhyl there is no doubt ,u stood in wonder ,stood n stared now we no ur oohhh so scared

Message posted by ladyrider on 16 July 2007 at 05:24

ladyrider @ 16/07/2007 05:24:14

earthwind

In: Liverpool
Posts: 1834

Ladyrider is definately goinmg to start her new career as the peot lariet for the city of edingburgh and can be seen teaching classes at the university there between spetember and november

Message posted by earthwind on 16 July 2007 at 07:53

earthwind @ 16/07/2007 07:53:05

Sandi

In: Huddersfield, W
Posts: 17948

lol @ scooby, I have your email addy so watch it! or I'll forward all my junk mail to you

E W is starting a bike-tour company, it's going to be called Armchair Tours (oh boy am I in deep do-da now)

Message posted by Sandi on 16 July 2007 at 09:59

Sandi @ 16/07/2007 09:59:11

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Kwak has nougt better to do so she looks at all the fella's profiles and rates them from 1 to 10 ( and mine got an 11 ) LOL

Message posted by Deleted Member on 16 July 2007 at 11:26

Deleted Member @ 16/07/2007 11:26:59

In: Derbyshire
Posts: 7960

thats not really koj's bike.... his is green with bright red spots on and purple zig zags on it

and his fav band is right said fred LOL

Message posted by RC on 16 July 2007 at 12:07

RC @ 16/07/2007 12:07:23

Oggy

In: Ely. Cambs
Posts: 2182

RC's favourite bands are Bros & 5star,she has posters in a secret room under her stairs dedicated to them,I wont divulge what she does when she looks at the Matt Goss poster

Message posted by Oggy on 16 July 2007 at 12:31

Oggy @ 16/07/2007 12:31:19

Dulali

In: Harwich
Posts: 34

Oggy is currently paying rc £20 a time for an hours 'usage' of her secret room after having got very excited about the thought of Matt Goss.

Message posted by Dulali on 16 July 2007 at 12:42

Dulali @ 16/07/2007 12:42:21

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